How Many Members of the Bush Administration Are Needed ...

[urbuddha]

Question: How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to
change a light bulb?
Answer: TEN
1. - One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.
2. - One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb
needs to be changed.

3. - One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.

4. - One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for
changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness.

5. - One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for a
new light bulb.
6. - One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor and
standing on a step ladder under the banner "Bulb Accomplished!"

7. - One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush
was literally "in the dark" the whole time.

8. - Another one to viciously smear #7.

9. - One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush
has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along.

10. - And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference
between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
And after all is said and done, no one will notice that they
never
actually managed to change the light bulb.

[calimary]

1. Good one!

And Welcome to DU!

[applegrove]

2. Well done!

[KKKarl is an idiot]

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Lol

[KKKarl is an idiot]

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Lol

[Tiggeroshii]

5. clever