If the tears of Hillary could cure cancer and her touch could rid acne, would you vote her for Prez?

[LynneSin]

Sorry, it just seems there are 82 Brazillian threads all with these hypothetical "IF Hillary got the nomination".

I'm not keen on the gal, but she's better than any republican nomineed you could dig up and post here. She's also better than any 3rd party candidate because let's face it, 3rd partys anymore are nothing but spoilers.

I haven't decided who my candidate is, but when I do I plan to dive headfirst in 110% in hopes of making that person the nominee. And if they don't win the nomination, I will devote the same amount of effort for the eventual nominee.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. No, I'd send to cancer wards and dermatologist offices on a full time basis

since then, she would be doing far more good than losing the presidency in 08.

[LynneSin]

2. Yeah, you have a point there I suppose

It was meant to be hypothetical you know! Maybe a spoof on the 82 brazillian other 'Would you vote for Hillary Threads'

[HereSince1628]

13. That'd be my vote, too.

As it is Hillary can't do any of those things so she might as well spend her millions trying to get elected in '08. The marketers, consultants, and media would enjoy the revenue.

[Ken Burch]

3. Why SHOULD we just give up and let Hillary be crowned now?

That's what not campaigning against her now means, Lynne. It means surrendering to the DLC.

Hillary inspires all those threads because she acts as if she is ENTITLED to the nomination and the actual Democratic party is beneath her.

If she'd lose the arrogance and the triangulation, it wouldn't be so bad.

Her supporters should treat her as just another candidate, not the Empress-in-Waiting.

[LynneSin]

4. I haven't met one person outside of this forum who thinks that

We're the ones making her seem like the heir apparent. Perhaps perception is reality :shrug:

Edit Note: And who says I'm giving her the nomination? I'd rather expend all this energy into fighting for a great candidate instead of giving more lip service to the ones I don't want. If anything, I'm mocking the anti-Hillary fervor here because all it does is make threads about other much more suitable candidates sink to the bottom of the forum.

Perhaps people just know if they start a thread with "HILLARY CLINTON" in the subject line they too can have 50+ replies.

[ananda]

5. What, St. Hillary the Confessor?

I remember that Edward the Confessor was reputed to have the
curative touch for such things like the scrofula in Macbeth.
Maybe it's time for a new miracle worker... to cure people of
the pox called greed and the virus called bigotry... this country sure
needs it.

Sue

[Demeter]

6. Why Does Brazil Care If Hillary Runs?

I am confused.

[LynneSin]

8. Please don't make me post the Brazillian joke

Please!

[Demeter]

10. I'll Bite. What Brazillian Joke?

I could use a laugh, or a groaner, even.

[LynneSin]

12. Don't say I didn't warn you!

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Demeter]

18. I've Got to Send that To My Sister

Once I stop coughing enough to type.

[LynneSin]

19. You might have to change Rumsfeld to Gates though

I mean we did get Rumseld to 'retire'

[madinmaryland]

21. I ventured into GDP and this is what I get..

:spank:

It finally made it to GDP!!!!

[LSK]

14. .

:wow:

[LynneSin]

15. Geez, did you go looking

:eyes:

Get thee back to the Loungery!

[LSK]

16. gotta love the DU search feature!

:P

[MrCoffee]

17. um...

:wow:

[shain from kane]

7. Is stem cell research involved? n/t

[Speck Tater]

9. No, never. I'll sit out the election if she is the Dem candidate. nt

[SmellsLikeDeanSpirit]

11. I would never sit out an election, but if Hillary was our candidate...

...I would seriously entertain the idea of voting 3rd party.

[Tom Rinaldo]

20. If I agreed with her positions, sure. It would certainly make her more electable n/t

[WildEyedLiberal]

22. Best Hillary thread ever. n/t

[MrSlayer]

23. No, the Pharm industry would have killed her long ago.

Beside that, it wouldn't change the fact that she stands for absolutely nothing.

[IndianaGreen]

24. She should be visiting hospitals healing the sick and raising the dead

and starting her own church, but not running for President.

[rinsd]

25. Silly LynnSin only Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer

Unfortunately for mankind he has never cried.

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

[election_2004]

26. No, I'd make her the CEO of Mary Kay

[mtnsnake]

27. You might be sick of all the hypothetical "IF Hillary" threads, but what about

all the posts, yours included, that make her sound like some kind of a boobie prize if she won.

I'm not keen on the gal, but she's better than any republican nomineed you could dig up and post here.

Geez, you make it sound like winning with her would be like kissing your sibling. Hillary deserves a lot more credit than that (being only better than any republican nominee). If she gets the nod, then she gets it because she earned it, not because she's some kind of consolation or something.

[election_2004]

28. Or because the MSM loaded the deck in her favor...

Just sayin'...

[leftofthedial]

29. If Hillary is the Democratic nominee

I will vote for her for President