Freepers on Gates hearings - MUST READ - TOO FUNNY!!!

[Freedom_from_Chains]

I was listening to the Gates hearings on NPR while I was running around today so I just had to drop into Freeperville tonight to see the bodily gyrations they are going through. It is too funny, the idiots are just beside themselves about Gates declaring that we are not winning in this mess. To hear and see someone who is in touch with reality and is going to have to figure out how to clean up the mess these idiots made is just too much for them.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1748694/posts?q=1&&page=1

[napi21]

1. I don't ever go to that siste, but it's good to hear that Shrub did something

they're unhappy about! Ohhhh, will they ever be able to accept that the idiot is wrong...even sometimes, let alone ALL the time!

[rfranklin]

2. I'll take your word for it...I work in the loony bin all day...

NO need to deal with more patients during the evening.

[Freedom_from_Chains]

6. It's ok, I grew up in a fundie home so

I steeled myself too it years ago. Survival made it necessary.

[Systematic Chaos]

3. An early favorite:

To: Agent Smith

naww. McCain should have his ass whipped right in this meeting on public tv. A real lip hanging tooth missing ass whipping..What a godless ass he can be

59 posted on 12/05/2006 7:44:57 AM PST by advertising guy (If computer skills named us, I'd be back-space delete.)




So, advertising guy, who would Jesus beat bloody? :shrug:

[xchrom]

4. jesus would beat advertising guy bloody.

and use his belt doing it so he wouldn't have to dirty his hands.

[Freedom_from_Chains]

5. I know, I have just been laughing myself to death over there.

These guys just freak when anybody says anything that makes even a shred of sense. And to have to deal with the fact that their messiah put him in is too much.

It is so good to be this entertained as opposed to wondering if today is going to be the day that dumb ass decides to launch the nukes is just too good.

[BrotherBuzz]

8. I liked this one

To: Quilla

Dubya can either withdraw HARRIET Gate's nomination or resign as President. This is quite a circus!

106 posted on 12/05/2006 8:04:47 AM PST by Agent Smith (Fallujah delenda est. (I wish))

:rofl:

[Monkeyman]

7. Hey Freepers Gates is Daddy pick

[Kagemusha]

9. Don't laugh. Gates is already eating his words

He said what he had to say to satisfy the committee, then changed his words once Snow and the rest of the WH were done with him.

[Sapere aude]

10. F...ing idiots. They must be that 9% who think we are winning in Iraq.

I've talked to a lot of people during the runnup to the last election. I've met fundies, conservatives, liberals, middle of the roaders and those who think that both sides are equally bad. All these people give some thought to why they feel the way they do. None of them were as fucking backward as a bunch of freepers.

How can anyone who knows what is happening in Iraq have their attitude toward the war?

[Freedom_from_Chains]

11. I find them fascinating as a real world text case in demonstrating

what "being psychotic" really means.

On edit: I think they are 100% of the 9% you cite.

[JuniperLea]

13. Can they tell you what victory in Iraq means?

I'm betting the answer is no...


:toast:

[Freedom_from_Chains]

15. I think the more relevant question might be

Can they tell you what day of the week it is, what time it is, what planet they are on?

[JuniperLea]

17. DOH!

LOL!!!




:rofl:





That must be true!

[JuniperLea]

12. How they can continue to support that murderer is beyond me

With the rats jumping ship and all the lies being exposed, you'd think they would pull a Rush and stop carrying water for the bastids!

What morans! I'm series!!!11!

[PassingFair]

14. OMG

IF you can stomach it, it is WORTH the gastric
upheaval.

F-U-N-N-Y!!!

Saw one tag line that read, I KID YOU NOT -- Bolton/Cheney(Lynne)'08 :rofl:


Here is their map of the Middle East--this is what they
"stand to lose" with Rumsfeld out of the way.

Copyright 2003, Pinky and the Brain.....

[muntrv]

16. Freepers need to stop inhaling terpentine, or whatever they get high on.