2008 at last I am eligible to run for the Presidency

[underpants]

and before you ask "President of WHAT?" you know what I mean

I am over 35
I was born in the US
and I have lived here (will have) for the last 14 years.

Soooo I got THAT going for me....which is nice.

[havocmom]

1. underpants in 08!

Where do I send a check and how can we get the message out to Britney?

[underpants]

4. Nix Nein on the Britney

LEt's keep things just as they are

:evilgrin:

[havocmom]

Ah, further evidence that you have the, ahem, appitites it takes for politics

in America! :rofl:

Strong, healthy, good leaders should enjoy the signs of life!

[Donnachaidh]

8. WHERE can I buy the bumpersticker????

I want one LOL! :rofl:

[havocmom]

15. Some evilDUer with a Cafe Press shop?

Maybe Skinner could offer it?

[Donnachaidh]

17. I want, no I DEMAND ---

A Ministry of Silly Walks! And I want to be Minister! :rofl:

[havocmom]

19. I wanna be boss of the Treasury

I am thrifty, honest and will move us to the Oatmeal Cookie Standard. If food prices get too high, we can eat the money.

[Tom Joad]

2. So the big question you will be asked, if you choose to run....

especially with that name:

Boxers or Briefs?
http://www.usatoday.com/life/television/news/2006-07-27-mtv-cover_x.htm
(just in case you don't remember that)

[underpants]

3. In response to the fine question that you have asked I think it is a time like this

in our nation's history that we need to come together to bridge the differences to find the common elements that make us what we are. Boxers.

[LSK]

5. bah, you are just another DLC troll

:popcorn:

[underpants]

6. Do you realize

what might happen if Hillary and Gore got in a head butting fight?

And heaven and nature sang
And heaven and nature sang

[LSK]

7. Obama would come out all roses???

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

9. If you win, can I be the Ambassador to Someplace warm and tropical

Thanks!

[Hawkeye-X]

11. Hmm.. how 'bout Virgin Islands?

The British side? :)

[havocmom]

21. Is there any sort of physical required?

Could be a deal breaker

[LSK]

12. maybe you can take his old hurricane watch job

:popcorn:

[underpants]

24. Hey whoa whoa whoa

I think we can all agree that I did a GREAT job this year.

Did you get hit by any hurricanes? Any unexpected hurricanes?

I didn't think so

[Hawkeye-X]

10. Well, I'll be 32 in '08, eligible for Prez in '12. :P

[matcom]

13. the question thus becomes....

did you inhale? :D

[underpants]

26. Only the liberal elitist media would ask such a question

you aren't elite liberal media now are you.... ARE YOU??!??!

MSM members shreak in horror and cower in the back of the plane.

[meegbear]

14. Can I be Secretary of SPAM?

[rock]

16. It's nice to keep your options open

in case that McDonald's job falls through.

[underpants]

25. Yes! I fully support the family farmer just like (points to man seated in balcony)

Old McDonald here.

[northzax]

18. we'll see about that

the real eligibility test:

1: are you independantly wealthy?
2: have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal saviour?
3: do you believe that the presence of wealth indicates favor in the eyes of said personal saviour?
4: are you willing to send other, less worthy, people's children to die for the above beliefs?


If you answered HELL YES to all of these questions, you are eligible. if you hesitated even a nanosecond, you are not eligible to becomes President.

[hijinx87]

20. oh, grand.

another candidate to argue about.

underpants rocks!

underpants stinks!

pick your side, ladies and gentlemen, and choose your weapons.

:evilgrin:

[havocmom]

22. Shit, just realized my daughter will be eligible by 08 too!

Wayward Daughter for VP! :woohoo:

[Greybnk48]

23. President Underpants. I like the sound of that. n/t

[Jennicut]

27. Underpants, can I be your campaign manager?

I'm not old enough to run for prez or vp, will be turning 31 on Dec. 20th. But, I would be an excellent campaign manager. We could work on getting the famous talented actress Lindsay Lohan to endorse you...oh never mind. She doesn't like underpants. Um, my husband's band could play for you before all of your campaign rally speeches. Their name? Big Floppy Disk. It works perfectly. Not kidding about their name either. We could pass out boxers at the National Convention and require all your supporters to wear them on top of their head. Also, we could tape a series of commercials to outline just why boxers are better than briefs. Sounds good to me, whatya think?

[underpants]

30. Lynne!! We have a hire over here!!!

:hi:

[MrCoffee]

28. thank god i've been doing opposition research on you for a while now.

i've got all the dirt on you, pal.

[underpants]

31. Bring ....it ..... ON!!

I'll run right over you and leave in my skidmarks :grr:

[DeeDeeNY]

29. I think you are already more qualified than the present occupant

In fact, I think my kids are more qualified than him, but they're too young.
So you have my vote!
:applause:

[SmellsLikeDeanSpirit]

32. I can start my campaign in 2024

[goodhue]

33. me too

I was too young in 04