kentuck
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Fri Dec-29-06 11:45 AM
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My interview with George W Bush : |
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Edited on Fri Dec-29-06 11:52 AM by kentuck
Me: Mr. Bush, do you still believe you can create your own reality?
Bush: First of all, I am Mr. President to you, OK?
Me: Yes, Mr Bush, could you answer the question and we can quibble about your title later.
Bush: Just because I'm in a good mood today, I will let you continue. After all, they're hanging ol' Saddam today. By the way, where'd you get that shirt? At Goodwill? Heh...heh..heh..
Me: Do you think the situation in Iraq will be better once Saddam is out of the way?
Bush: It doesn't matter...he was an evil man...he tried to kill my father.
Me: How long do you think it will be before Iraq has a "democracy"?
Bush: It doesn't matter...I'll probably be dead by then.
Me: Do you think there will be further attacks because of your decision to press for Saddam's execution?
Bush: We are fighting them over there so we won't have to fight them over here. They want to kill us. The "terrorists" want to spread their hate around the world.
Me: Can you just cut the crap! I'm leaving this interview. Goodbye.
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KKKarl is an idiot
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Fri Dec-29-06 11:48 AM
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1. Too bad he will not be that honest |
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Fri Dec-29-06 11:49 AM
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2. A very credible interview, except you |
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forgot the part where he made a comment about your attire and snickered.:evilgrin:
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Fri Dec-29-06 11:53 AM
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Fri Dec-29-06 11:49 AM
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3. You hung on longer than I ever could |
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I think if I ever got close to him I would be doing all sorts of spiritual practices to fend off his vibes! If I could, I'd sprinkle a circle of salt around him, to try and contain his influence. But I'd probably be arrested for illegal use of condiments.
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Fri Dec-29-06 11:50 AM
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if it was simply coincicence that his surname is a four letter word with the same second letter as another four letter word which more aptly describes him.
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Fri Dec-29-06 12:54 PM
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6. The one question that nobody will ever ask Bush, but should |
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"Mr. President - now that we've set a precedent for executing heads of state, are you concerned that if someday you are convicted of war crimes, that you could face a similiar fate?"
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