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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-04-07 04:59 PM
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dept. of everyone's guilty: The Akin Gump escort worked for Monica Goodlings lawyer!


dept. of everyone's guilty
When Whores Collide
Former Wonkette editor and AboveTheLaw blogger David Lat perfectly summarizes a gossip double-play that the Politico will spend 1,500 words explaining:
The secretary for Monica Goodling’s lawyer moonlighted as an escort for the D.C. madam.
OMG: The Akin Gump Escort Worked For… Monica Goodling’s Lawyer!!!
Goodling Shed Tears Before Revelations About Firings

http://www.wonkette.com/




:wow: This story just keeps getting bigger and bigger by the hour!
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DURHAM D Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-04-07 05:02 PM
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1. Just goes to show what a small town our D.C. really is. n/t
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-04-07 05:32 PM
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14. You'd think these people would be more careful but they're not. n/t
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cspanlovr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-04-07 05:03 PM
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2. It certainly does. I wonder what revelations there'll be on 20/20 tonight.
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-04-07 05:08 PM
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6. Check this out from Wonkette: Dana Perino's husband thrown in Jail
Edited on Fri May-04-07 05:08 PM by CottonBear


Icy blonde propagandrix Dana Perino isn’t just lying about her boss’s crimes these days — she’s also refusing to comment on the jailing of her husband by federal cops!

The feds locked up Parino’s man, British criminal Peter McMahon, after a federal warrant was issued for his arrest … for not paying an unleashed-dog ticket in time.

Seems McMahon was walking his leashless Vizsla in Lincoln Park in November when a U.S. Park Police officer told McMahon to “gain control” of Henry the dog and “put him on a leash.” And then it gets really good, after the jump.

<snip>

It is not Henry the Vizsla’s first brush with partisan politics. In a March interview with the Rocky Mountain News, Perino boasted of how she cruelly trained the poor animal to make idiotic partisan politics statements:
Now, when she says, “Tell us what you really think about John Kerry,” Henry fetches a flip-flop …. Asked if “anybody thinks that Bill Clinton should be in jail,” Henry barks.
Ha ha, but guess who really got put in jail? Her foreigner husband!

more...

http://wonkette.com/politics/dept%27-of-white-house-criminals/dana-perinos-husband-thrown-in-jail-257848.php

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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-04-07 05:05 PM
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3. This should be a board game.
Hmm...that might be fun....
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CrazyOrangeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-04-07 05:07 PM
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5. Gawd, that would be funny!
I can't decide if it should be modeled on

Monopoly or Clue . . .

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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-04-07 05:35 PM
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16. We'll call it "When Whores Collide"! LOL! n/t
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-04-07 05:55 PM
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19. AKA Chlamydiopoly
:evilgrin:
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CrazyOrangeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-04-07 06:19 PM
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20. "It's really contagious!"
:spray:
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CrazyOrangeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-04-07 05:05 PM
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4. When whores collide!
:rofl:
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-04-07 05:10 PM
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7. I know, I know! It cracked me up too!
:rofl: Wonkette is so very clever!

Wonkette calls Dana Perino an "icy blonde propagandrix"! (See post above about her husband being thrown in jail!)
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CrazyOrangeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-04-07 05:15 PM
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8. I've gotta start checking out . . .
Wonkette more often.

That's some FUNNY writing! :D
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-04-07 05:27 PM
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11. You'll love Princess Sparkle Pony too!
Edited on Fri May-04-07 05:29 PM by CottonBear
Her motto is:

I keep track of Condoleezza's hairdo so you don't have to.

about her:

Princess Sparkle Pony is a gorgeous, glittering Princess Pony with molded decorations and sparkling hair. Her body is pink and is adorned with fine, multicolored glitter.

http://sparklepony.blogspot.com/

:rofl:

edit: remove frightening photo. :scared:
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CrazyOrangeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-04-07 05:30 PM
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13. I've seen her before . . . but not that particular pose!!!
:rofl:

Oh my god, CottonBear, we live in some strange times . . .

Thanks to laughter we may survive them!

-Cat
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-04-07 05:42 PM
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17. We do need laughter CrazyOrangeCat! Have a great weekend! n/t
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fooj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-04-07 08:06 PM
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21. Hey cat...
It's all about the laughter. If we didn't have that we would be in some deep doo-doo!:hi:
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-04-07 05:21 PM
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9. Seems like God and Whores
are mixing it up quite a bit these days.

Gannon is humping bibles and now this.
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-04-07 05:34 PM
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15. LOL! You never know where Gannon will show up. n/t
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Adelante Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-04-07 05:25 PM
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10. I'm beginning to love this story
:D
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-04-07 05:30 PM
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12. It's the story that keeps on giving! n/t
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fooj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-04-07 05:49 PM
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18. Check out the job description...
Edited on Fri May-04-07 06:00 PM by fooj
Position Available: Special Assistant to Tom Goldstein
To Apply: Send materials (see below) to jharrow@akingump.com by Friday, May 11 at
the latest.
Responsibilities would include:
• Being involved in all aspects of the Supreme Court practice and in SCOTUSblog.
This includes tracking the Supreme Court’s calendar and docket; doing research
for and writing substantive blog posts and feature commentary in Legal Times
magazine about pending cases; interviewing authors and others associated with
the Supreme Court for the blog; recruiting and managing other blog writers from
the firm and from the two law school clinics; and managing technology for blog
and new Internet ventures.
• Obtaining briefs and others materials from the Supreme Court, government
officials, and practitioners for internal review and/or public posting.
• Preparing, filing and serving Supreme Court and appellate court briefs and other
legal documents. This involves cite checking and proofreading briefs,
coordinating changes among an array of attorneys, creating appendices, and
ensuring that all documents are printed, filed, and served before deadlines.
• Doing background research about clients, potential clients, and cases. This
involves monitoring an array of current news sources and blog posts as well as
online databases, both online and off.
• Some (although relatively few) administrative tasks, such as coordinating Tom's
calendar and ensuring that travel plans and meeting arrangements are taken care
of. These tasks would be shared with another special assistant (Jason).
Qualifications:
• Strong interest in learning about the U.S. Supreme Court and its workings.
Undergraduate experience with law-related courses is a plus, though not a
requirement, as is an interest in attending law school. Current part-time law
students are also welcome to apply.
• Interest in intellectual property and patent law is a plus, though this is also not a
requirement.
• Some experience working with (or at least interest in) blog or website technology.
No computer programming is necessary, but a familiarity with blogs, wikis, and
online database searching is a plus.
• Entrepreneurial spirit – we are always looking to increase/improve content on the
blog and welcome suggestions. In addition, our team here is relatively small; you
will be involved in planning the long-term strategy and vision of the blog and the
practice.
• Excellent writing and editing skills.
• Excellent organizational skills.
• Attention to detail.
• Ability to improvise. We occasionally need all hands on deck to turn projects
around on tight deadlines, and you’d be assisting in many of these efforts.
• Commitment to stay at least two years.
Interest in Texas hold-em poker. No actual ability necessary, of course.


Hmmm...Interest in Texas hold-em poker? WTF does that have to do with anything? Didn't Cunningham play POKER at the Watergate? Isn't that were the LIMO SERVICE (Shirlington Limousine and Transportation Inc., Arlington Virginia) dropped off hookers from "Hookergate"? This just keeps getting better and better...

Anybody want to check out their attorney list? pretty interesting, imo. Just click on About us Attorneys and advisors...I'm just clicking on A-Z. Guess I found something to keep me busy for the duration...LOL!

http://akingump.com/attorney.cfm?attorney_id=2643
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