Momma Babs… How cum I won the election and all…

[WCGreen]

Now Georgie, you know you didn’t win the election. That oh so dreamy Tony the Scar…. (Babs just can’t help herself, she swoons over a swarthy man….)…

But they voted for me, why do they all still love Al… I wanna be loved like Al… He’s all over the world… No one makes me a Holathingy majjig like they make Al… Make ‘em stop Momma Babs or I’ll…

You’ll what Georgie… No one cares about what you want anymore… Especially me… I wanted Jeb, not you…

I’m gonna hold my breath and get Uncle Dickie after you….

Oh dear, I may be an old battle axe but I can still out run Mr. Triple By Pass… Bring Him On…

Quack Quack… Enviromental Nazis… Quack Quack….

Bar, is it time to go duck hunting… Maybe I can get Old Bill to come on over and go hunting…

Quack Quack…

No Dick, no one wants to hunt with you anymore…

I wanna hunt with a president…

Take me, Daddy, Take Me…

Maybe you can go hunting with Uncle Dickie, GW, I want to go hang with the president…

Make him stop, Mamma Babs, Make him Stop….

I’ll go hunting with you, GW, if only I could recollect what hunting was and what day it is and my oh my, do you expect me to remember everything… AG AG, what does that stand for again….

Where’s my Oil Tanker… I’m gonna blow this pop corn stand… I coulda been the first black president.. But no, you hadda listen to Dickie and invade, invade, invade… Why didn’t you breast feed him, Momma Babs…

Why Connie…

It’s Condi, Condi C O N D I…

Yes dear,what ever you say dear…

But why didn’t you…

Well Connie, we blue bloods can’t produce milk… We have always relied on the kindness of the formula companies…

Well, you gotta bad batch…

It’s me… I'm President, It’s me, not Al Gore… Why does he get all that free time on Larry King… and and that moon dance channel where they show all them gueer movies about them gay folks… And Al get’s to hang out with Rock-n-Roll guys…

Well, Mr. President, I’ll put a boot up his ass…

Oh shove it Toby…

I wanna be president agin… Make them stop, Momma Babs, Make them all stop…

This is Al Gore, talking to two billion people today in cities all over the world in 120 countries…

120 country’s… I thought there was only fifteen or twenty… How many more bombs do we got left Uncle Dick…. Uncle Dick… Uncle Dick…

I just wanna be loved..........

[zabet]

1. ROFL!

The memoirs of a fly on the wall at the dumbya compound!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[DemoTex]

2. Momma Babs