proving wrong all yo shit.

[DeadElephant_ORG]

For those of you familiar with the DeadElephant campaign, here's a bit of, um... fan mail we received today:

proving wrong all yo shit.
yo, i have some real problems with alot of ur stuff. first of all, u should leave God, Jesus and Christians out of this, because this earth is only a trial to get into heaven anyways, basically, and you should have more respect for him than that; Jesus DID die for you. That alone should garner some respect. Secondly, that thing about "gays killed my marriage" doesnt make any sense, first of all. Second of all, they shouldnt be able to get married! The USA was founded on Christianity, and if we let something immoral like that get grips on society and become acceptable, even revered, and let gays get married, than society will become worse. Aside from the political and future aspect, its plain old disgusting. To put it simple, what weirdo guy wants 2 see another guys dick? Also... I have yet to hear ANY proof of what Bush lied about, and when he said it. Plain and simple, we went into Iraq and Afghanistan to combat terrorists after 9/11. I damn well hope the terrorists die after what theyve done. and the 10% leaving Iraq? Well, thats probly Al Qaeda or other terrorist factions. Not to mention people leave the country often yearly anyway. Duh. Also, Bush has never wrongly jailed anybody, and jailing people is up to the courts, not to "republicans". I'm surprised a site that attracts many people is this irresponsible and factually wrong. Also, you say: "Lets just lynch liberals." Although I have to say that would solve some problems around here, its wrong, and you know us republicans think its wrong. Jesus tells us its wrong to murder. But war is NOT murder, it's different- we are DEFENDING ourselves- something the people on this site dont know how to do. And you say "torture? what torture?" Ill tell you what torture! The only torture thats gone on with the US involved is against US! DAMN! The people did it to the hostages against Carter- which was his fault cuz he pussyfooted around. WE were tortured in WWII. And in combat, WE are being tortured now. THEY use all kinds of dirty stuff in combat, like gas, which is part of the reason so many of the Iraqis are dying that ARE innocent. The terrorists start stuff around them, cuz they dont care about them. They care less about innocents than we do. "Demand Vapor Ballots"?!? Bush, or a republican in office anywhere, has NEVER demanded- or asked for- vapor ballots. The absurdity! The only reason liberals are so sore about ballots is because they cant deal with losing on such a thin margin. The thing about armageddon: We just dont pussyfoot around, like liberals. That is how Reagan won the cold war- whereas Carter had the terrorists keep AMERICANS as hostages for over 100 days, without doing or threatening anything. FOR THIS, HE WON A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE :) which is pretty bad. Lastly, "A Good War lasts forever": No, you guys just think it does. The wars only been going on for, what, 5 or 6 years now? Bush plans to end it as soon as all the military objectives are accomplished- another thing liberals are famous for NOT doing. "rich people deserve it"? hmmm... i think they earned it. or maybe the money magically appeared. idk. you liberals are always rite tho

We decided to post it to the DeadElephant.ORG homepage.

Cheers!

[babylonsister]

1. Hard to believe people even think like that.

:scared:

[rucky]

2. Who hasn't used gas in combat before?

what's the big deal? didn't you ever fart on your little brother?

[razors edge]

3. "Vapor Ballots"

Well he got that part right. I'll have to use that one.

[CitizenLeft]

6. what the hell???

:rofl: ...is that... does this idiot really think...?

OMG.

[Sparkly]

4. "Bush plans to end it as soon as all the military objectives are accomplished"

Like that could happen in his presidency, let alone his lifetime. :eyes:

[PDJane]

5. Um. That's not satire?

Damn. Well, there's always hope, I guess.

[BringBigDogBack]

7. love the web badge. n/t