David Vitter Appreciation thread!

[AlCzervik]

Senator you took a bad day and made it so much better.

[oldtime dfl_er]

1. LOL

Sorry you had a bad day. Michael Moore picked me up!

http://www.cafepress.com/scarebaby/3266072

[AlCzervik]

2. yeah that too! That was awsesome, this Vitter thing is like a really good unexpected bonus.

[Skittles]

3. he wants FAMILY VALUES taught in PUBLIC SCHOOLS !!!!

yes INDEED !!!

http://www.ontheissues.org/Senate/David_Vitter.htm

[tandot]

8. Voted NO on $100M to reduce teen pregnancy by education & contraceptives. (Mar 2005)

So, was he doing it without a rubber? I guess using a condom would have been against his "moral values" :evilgrin:

[last_texas_dem]

28. Another "family values"-preaching 'pug

And I wonder where he stood on impeaching Bill Clinton over a blow job...?

I just wish this hypocrite were up for re-election in '08...

[The_Casual_Observer]

4. Another family values freeper caught with ... well you know.

[Double T]

7. ......his thang in her cookie jar.

[blitzen]

5. I would like to see Wolf Blitzer interview Vitter n/t

[whistle]

6. Senator "I bang whores" Vitter says God and his family have forgiven him

...now that is special!

[jcrew2001]

9. he didnt have sexual relations

nt

[Skittles]

10. did his God tell you that

???

[jcrew2001]

14. with that woman

or was it a she-man

[KeepItReal]

15. you see... his girl was in a whole 'nother state...so it doesn't count, right?

And D.C. isn't even a state, so it's like being overseas, right?

:eyes:

Just thinkin of possible excuses for homeboy.

Vitter...what a frackin idiot.

[jcrew2001]

17. like summer camp and different zip codes - besides maybe it was a gift

from generous thai lobbyists, like from neil bush.

[Cameron27]

11. Ha HA!

ROFLMAO I love it!

[LiberalEsto]

33. No, it's HO HO!

:evilgrin:

[merh]

12. He supports Abstinence Education

:rofl:

Vitter Pushes for Reauthorization of Abstinence Education Program
June 25, 2007 -

(Washington, D.C.) – U.S. Sen. David Vitter last week authored a letter to the chairman and ranking member of the U.S. Senate Finance Committee expressing support for reauthorization of the Title V Abstinence Education Program of the Social Security Act. Twelve senators joined Vitter in writing in support of the program.

“This a valuable program with proven results, but it is nearing its expiration. We must reauthorize this program so we can continue the incredible strides we have made in teaching teens about both risk avoidance and protecting themselves from potential abuse,” Vitter said.

http://vitter.senate.gov/?module=PressRoom/PressItem&ID=76b86c7e-a51a-4d11-92e7-de11d999f313

And Rudy likes him:

The Rudy Giuliani Presidential Exploratory Committee today announced that Senator David Vitter will serve as the Southern Regional Chair. Senator Vitter will help lead the campaign’s efforts to build support in the south and in the United States Senate.

In announcing his endorsement, Senator David Vitter touted Giuliani’s leadership and reputation as a proven problem-solver. “Rudy Giuliani has the strong, unwavering leadership and sound judgment we need in this time of war and terrorist threat. His performance under the extreme pressure of September 11th proves he is the determined leader our country needs to face today’s challenges head-on.”

“I believe the Republican Party needs to always be the party of free market economics and reform. Rudy implemented those principles as Mayor of New York by cutting taxes 23 times, making government more efficient and moving welfare recipients into jobs. It’s exactly the kind of conservative reform the federal government needs,” Vitter concluded.

http://giulianiblog.blogspot.com/2007/03/giuliani-notes-senator-david-vitter-of.html

[jcrew2001]

18. I know a way to keep your virginity

in fact, vitter excuse could be he never had interourse in the biblical sense - haha.

he likes giving enemas and shockers.

[orleans]

21. hysterical! n/t

[merh]

13. NOLA's article

http://blog.nola.com/times-picayune/2007/07/sen_vitters_number_appears_on.html

[la la]

19. hah- didja get the post

that supposedly his wife, Wendy, 'threatened to cut *it* off the next time he did *it*'

hide the sharp knives, Wendy Vitter is on the prowl!

[merh]

23. You mean this?

:evilgrin:

~snip~

In 2000, Vitter was included in a Newhouse News Service story about the strain of congressional careers on families.

His wife, Wendy, was asked by the Newhouse reporter: If her husband were as unfaithful as Livingston or former President Bill Clinton, would she be as forgiving as Hillary Rodham Clinton?

“I’m a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary,” Wendy Vitter told Newhouse News. “If he does something like that, I’m walking away with one thing, and it’s not alimony, trust me.”

“I think fear is a very good motivating factor in a marriage,” she added. “Don’t put fear down.”

~snip~

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0707/4850.html

[TankLV]

26. Maybe we can start a campaign to send her free coupons for some Ginzu knives!

That would be a hoot!

[polichick]

16. Good grief...

Do "family values" guys like this REALLY believe the lies they tell themselves?!

[illinoisprogressive]

20. Oh yeah. Let the good times roll, David!

[Justitia]

22. He's against gay marriage, sex education, contraception, but he's definitely PRO-HOOKER!

Why do repukes always seem to have to pay to get laid?

[polichick]

25. 'Cuz they're so revolting...

Even their wives won't have 'em!

[JeffR]

24. Thanks for succumbing to your urges, David

and using taxpayer dollars to satisfy them. You old sinner, you.:pals:

[wanpete]

27. What Dem is running to replace Blanco in the next gub election? looks like vitter really messed up!

[sampsonblk]

29. Another RWer down the drain

Waiting for the tearful resignation speech.

[PBass]

30. "Rated 100% by the Christian Coalition" ROFL!!! (NT)

[Clintonista2]

31. 10 bucks says he's convicted of paying for sex

Then pardoned. Oh wait... how about he leaks the identity of a covert CIA agent, while banging the hooker, THEN he's pardoned.

That's better! :eyes:

[erpowers]

32. Knew For Years No Proof

People in Louisiana knew about this for years, but had no proof. I think the affair stopped him from running for governor. I know about the time he was considering running for governor the rumors started flying around and then he dropped out of the race. I guess he thought any and all proof linking him to prostitutes has been destroyed when he ran for Senate.