Vitter to spend 8 hrs in rehab

[Uben]

That ought to do it! 8 hrs is enough for any republican to reform!

[AndyA]

1. He could go to Promises in Malibu.

Not sure if they deal with sexual problems or whatever he has, but they can sure cure you from that Wild Turkey addiction, or cocaine addictions. Kathy Griffin says it's the best place to go for people who need help, and want to pretend they're getting help, but don't really want to change anything.

Sounds perfect for Vitter.

:sarcasm:

[Olney Blue]

2. Do they have rehab for hooker addictions?

[CTyankee]

3. Yup, I think it's called, simply enough, "sex addiction"

However, I think what's wrong with Vitter and the rest of the repub bible thumpers is that they have been brainwashed since childhood to believe that sex is the work of the devil, but they always know in the back of their heads that they can go the "forgiveness" route and then everything is OK.

The repubs next convention should be held near a rehab facility and they should have numerous workshops on how destructive their psyche's are about sex. Just one big rehab bash!

[opihimoimoi]

4. Bush has commuted his 8 hours to zero....

[blondeatlast]

5. Quick, call Jesus!

He's busy with that whole war and hatred thing, but surely he can spare 5 minutes for a REPUBLICAN--and our window of opportunity is so very small.