It's Official -- I Have a Candidate for '08!

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Tue Jul-10-07 08:53 AM
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It's Official -- I Have a Candidate for '08!

Edited on Tue Jul-10-07 09:11 AM by Totally Committed

You can all get off my back now. I'm tired of all the name-calling, finger-pointing, and bullies getting medieval all over my arse for not supporting any of the current crop of Democratic Candidates for President. Nope -- no more will I be taking abuse for opposing the "inevitable" candidate, or not backing either of the other two "top tier"-ers. Unless/until an adult candidate I can truly support with all my heart and soul enters the race, I believe I have found the perfect candidate:

The official statement from her website:

My name is Susie Flynn. I am running for President of the United States of America to help the nine million children who have no health insurance. This is a crisis. These children have been let down, yet the people accountable are doing too little to solve it. By running for President, I intend to make everyone in America aware of the issue so that it will no longer be ignored. Under your next President, every child in America must get the health insurance he or she deserves.

http://www.electsusie.com/

She must be good, because she's already being Swift-boated by none-other than the snarky Wonkette:

Meet America's Newest Loser Candidate
By Wonkette

She's earnest like John Edwards and a "fresh face" like Barack Obama, minus the cigarette-stained teeth and madrassa indoctrination. It's far more likely she'll be elected King Jesus Christ than than electe President of the United States -- putting her in the same class as Tom Vilsack and Duncan Hunter and Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich -- but the scrappy newcomer is all smiles and optimism.

Making the same mistake Hillary made back in 1993, Susie Flynn is a one-issue politician: health care, health care, health care. Susie seems to think this is a big deal especially because she is actually a 9-year-old girl.

Here is a lesson, Susie: You can't even vote, let alone run for President. Presidents must be (a) named either Clinton or Bush, (b) outrageously rich and corrupt, and (3) probably linked to the Nazis. And, your sad "children without health insurance"? Even if they weren't so sickly and weak, they still couldn't vote. There are "Two Americas", as John Edwards says, and those 9 million uninsured poor kids are definitely in the second one (the poor one). Please leave the presidential campaigns to the pros: evil and treacherous scumbags like James Carville and Karl Rove and Lee Atwater and Mary Matalin.

But it's great to see at least one little girl who still dreams of being the biggest asshole in the world.

http://wonkette.com/politics/2008/meet-americas-newest-loser-presidential-candidate-240774.php

Shame on her for that non-support! Susie may be nine, but she's got heart, and soul, and spunk! Here is a clip showing her trying to get the White House to put up one of her Yard Signs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp3lSPR36Dk

She's awesome!

Here is the link to her Official Website, again:

http://www.electsusie.com/

And, here are some more links to check out, too:

Susie on YouTube:

http://www.electsusie.com/

Meet Candidate Susie Flynn

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18055155/

Susie on Care2:

http://www.care2.com/c2c/people/profile.html?pid=944097649

She may be sort of one-issue, but that issue dove-tails perfectly with that of the man I'd love to see run on her ticket as VP... her own "two-fer" --

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvg-U6uKo6g

Yup!....

SUSIE FLYNN/MICHAEL MOORE '08

Who's with me?

TC