BREAKING: Fear mongering from ABC News

[MalloyLiberal]

EXCLUSIVE: NEW INTELLIGENCE SUGGESTS AN AL QAEDA CELL MAY BE IN THE UNITED STATES OR ON ITS WAY, SOURCES TELL ABC NEWS

[indie_voter]

1. I thought we were fighting them there so they wouldn't come here?n/t

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. Bush also said "Bring 'em on!"

[aquart]

2. You saw that, too, huh?

I put it on mute and went off and did other things.

[MADem]

3. Anything to distract from the fact that they did a shitty job vetting that DC Madam list!!! nt

[matt819]

4. Or in a taxi on the way to the airport

Or they haven't bought their tickets yet because they don't have the money for the business class upgrade.

Or they *would* be en route to the US if they got their passports in time.

Or they wanted to travel to the US to set up a sleeper cell, but they were rerouted to Canada and decided they would just emigrate and give up the sleeper cell business.

Or they're on their way to the US but since Sleeper Cell Developer isn't in their passport or on their business card, the intrepid forces at the border couldn't find them.

Or, they actually are in the US, having told Immigration that they had tuberculosis.

[Island Blue]

5. Then our troops should leave Iraq immediately

so they can come home and protect the homeland.

I'm scared btw. Gotta go now and stock up on powered milk and tuna fish and cover my window with duct tape.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

15. good thinking Batman!

[snappyturtle]

6. Put this annoucement along with Chertoff's gut feelings he had

to tell us about.....is something up? Naw, just the fear factor.

[mckeown1128]

12. Oh God, I heard that too...

I get a gut feeling about terrorist attacks too....every time B*sh's polling numbers drop.:tinfoilhat:

[BanzaiBonnie]

7. Bush promised

we wouldn't have to fight them here.

[Connie_Corleone]

9. Did the intelligence come from Chertoff's small intestines?

[Yukari Yakumo]

10. Waitaminute

Aren't we fighting them over there so we don't fight them over here?

[ProudDad]

11. Wait, Breaking News Flash From CNN/Faux

a Two-Fer....

Paris Hilton Head of Al Qaeda Cell in Beverly Hills...Be Afraid, be Very Afraid...

[BenDavid]

13. I get a gut feeling Repubs want

another attack on u.s. soil.....Hell if chertoff has a gut feeling then I too can have a gut feeling....
I do thank you
Ben David

[gasperc]

14. I saw Brian Ross's bullshit report

why didn't he run a report on the fucking Easter Bunny giving him the information. What about a report on the God Damn 30+ motar rounds that landed in the green. What a gullible, lousy rotten sap. And what about missing Vitter's name on the madam's phone records, lying fuck

[Rosa Luxemburg]

16. 'Earth to Bush' it will be your fault if there is another attack

so what exactly is Bush and Cheney going to do about it? Hopefully not the same response as for Katrina?