Well well! Chertoff 'Gut Feeling': Worry of Summer Terror Attack...

[wyldwolf]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070710/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/summer_terror_threats_8

[Freedomofspeech]

1. Gee, I have a gut feeling....

that our administration is planning something this summer.

[eleny]

2. That good for nothing? Oh, wait...

[bluerum]

3. Yes - summer terror attacks with the threat peaking right around Nov. 2008. eom

[Robeson]

4. Gee, how scientific...

...I feel better already, knowing these guys are running our country.

[IndianaGreen]

5. Pathetic how ABC News fell for this crap, pushing other news back

I almost miss the color coded terra alerts!

[Dangerously Amused]

6. Maybe Canada will attack us

...so we can invade Iran and steal their oil spread more freedom and democracy to those awful terrorists heathen Muslim civilians in the Middle East quick before Bush's impeachment. term is over.

[emilyg]

7. Nah - Mexico

[Dangerously Amused]

8. Wait. Which of them has more Weapons of Mass Destruction again?

I forget.

[zulchzulu]

9. On this we can all agree...

Chertoff is a completely incompetent asswipe. Just like the incompetent asswipe smirking next to him.

How dare he say that he has a "gut feeling" about an imminent terrorist attack. Is he going to wiggle his skinny little finger and say that it was going to happen when "it does"...under his goddamn watch?

Pathetic.

[NI4NI]

10. What's his gut feeling about

his imbecile boss allowing Al Qaeda's first team alone in Afghanistan and western Pakistan to plot and plan their next attack on us while fighting AlQaeda's junior varsity in Iraq?

[Berry Cool]

11. If we all have to worry about terrorists this summer

when the hell are we going to have time to worry about shark attacks?

[Kingstree]

12. Invasion Of The Yes Men

coming to a city near you.