There Once Was A Senator Named Vitter

[David Zephyr]

There once was a senator named Vitter,
Who moralized most smugly and bitter,
Against sex and against gays,
While hiding his sick ways,
Of prefering diapers to cat litter.

Yes, there once was a senator named Vitter,
Who, although was a most self-righteous critter,
Still made calls to his whore,
From the Congressional floor,
With diapers filled. Such a shitter.

[Cha]

1. Does "congresscritter" work

in there, David? :)

[jgraz]

2. tip: If you're going to get caught wearing diapers with prostitutes...

make sure your name doesn't rhyme with "shitter".

[polichick]

3. Cute :)

When I told a friend about Davy's diaper thing, he said that it's not unusual for men in powerful positions to get off on being treated like helpless infants by prostitutes.

All I can say is, WHO KNEW?!?

[DeSwiss]

5. Well Jeanette Maier knew, for one....

Excerpt from the Crime Library article on Jeanette Maier's (David Vitter's Louisiana Madam and prostitute connection) Brothel.

The Canal Street Brothel

"Today, looking back, Jeanette is not the least bit ashamed of the business she built. "There is a need for prostitutes," she says. "We balance everything out. We let a guy live out his fantasies." Some of the fantasies at the Canal Street Brothel got a little rough. For those who liked that kind of stuff, there were whips, chains and a lot of leather. Jeanette says that most of the clients who wanted to be dominated were Republicans. She cracks a smile, then adds, "They wanted to be spanked and tortured and wear stockings -- Republicans have impeccable taste in silk stockings -- and these are the people who run our country."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=1311067&mesg_id=1311067

[Melynn]

7. I wonder what Bush is into?

Then again, maybe I don't really want to know. Although if it was something really bad then maybe the Repugs would be for impeachment.

[Cha]

4. Mea Culpa, David..I thought vitter was

a congressman from LA and I googled that and it came up "congressman vitter" so that's why I posted that 1st post. I didn't realize he was a Senator..Wholly merde batman!

[DeSwiss]

6. Excellent!!!

I nominate it to the Limerick Hall of Fame!!!

We've Got A Winner!!!


:D