Letterman, Leno fire joke writers.

[trof]

"Not needed any more. They can't make up any better stuff than this."

Late-Night Jokes About the DC Madam Sex Scandal
"The darling of the religious right, conservative Senator David Vitter of Louisiana, not only admitted to having sex with prostitutes, he would pay them $300 to make him wear diapers. And today that crazy astronaut called him 'my dream guy, he's got my vote!" --Jay Leno

"Vitter put out a statement saying he only started cheating on his wife after he started hanging out with the wrong crowd, you know, Giuliani, Newt Gingrich, the mayor of LA." --Jay Leno

"David Vitter has admitted he dates hookers in Washington, D.C., and also in Louisiana. He said in his defense he always selected the girl who made the lowest bid, so he's fiscally prudent." --David Letterman

"There's another one of those prostitution scandals down there in Washington, DC.
Louisiana Senator David Vitter admitted that he's been visiting Washington area prostitutes. And I thought about this, 'Whoa, wait a minute, a politician, paying for a hooker? I didn't see that comin.'" --David Letterman
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/sexandpolitics/a/dcmadamsex.htm?nl=1

[TOhioLiberal]

1. Are you saying...

...they did? Or they should? :rofl:

my favorite:
"The DC madam says that when she's releasing these names, she's not doing it for political reasons. She says she does not have a political bone in her body. At least not today." --Jay Leno

[AndreaCG]

3. That is the best!

[kurth]

2. "What's the matter? All of a sudden, congressional pages aren't good enough anymore?"

- David Letterman

"Finally, a Republican caught in a sex scandal with a woman." --Jay Leno