How can Mr. Poopy Pants not resign?

[chelsea0011]

He has 5 years left of potty humor.

[Jack Bone]

1. he was elected in 2004...so it's only 3 more years

[chelsea0011]

4. Thanks. I stand corrected.

[MonkeyFunk]

2. because

the whole diaper thing is a rumor, and isn't getting any play outside the left-wing blogs.

Right now he's fighting off a pretty run-of-the-mill hooker scandal.

that said, I hope he resigns.

[CoffeeCat]

3. I heard that the people from Pampers...

...are funding his comeback.

This man isn't just pulling himself up by his bootstraps. Oh no. He's taking this
a step further, folks and he's pulling himself up by his Pull-Ups.

(PS. I really don't understand the particulars behind this diaper stuff. I don't
really want to know either. I just know that sometimes--with these dysfunctional
freaks--that all I can do is laugh. It's that or a crack habit, and laughter is
cheaper).