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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 02:39 AM
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I Don't Care
By Nancy Greggs

I don’t care who put whose wienie in whose hoo-hoo* as long as the wienie in question is ready to vote for getting our troops out of Iraq. (* the words wienie and hoo-hoo were used so as not to offend allegedly mature adults who think penis and vagina are part of the Devil’s vocabulary.)

I don’t care about benchmarks, report cards, interim assessments, and almost-but-not-quite -there-yet give-it-time-what's-your-hurry-it's-only been-four-Goddamned-years signs of progress. I care about how many are dead, how many are wounded, and how many more it will take before somebody with a modicum of common sense yells, “Enough!”

I don’t care who whispered what to who – who mighta said, who coulda said, who in all likelihood said, when nobody really knows what was said and why. I just care about who’s prepared to do what, and how soon they’re prepared to do it.

I don’t care how much got spent on somebody’s haircut, somebody’s house, somebody’s TV ads, somebody’s campaign headquarters’ pizza tab. I just care about tax payers’ dollars being spent on rebuilding a nation (ours) instead of destroying someone else’s.

I don’t care who might be too black to appeal to whites, who might be too rich to appeal to the poor, who might be too much of a woman to succeed in a man’s world, or who might have ears too outsized to fit on a big-screen TV. I care about what someone can do for my country, and not what they can do to blend seamlessly into the utterly useless political wallpaper.

I don’t care about how many times the phrase Support the Troops can be repeated on a Sunday appearance on Meet the Press This Week in Washington Hullabaloo A Go Go. I care about who actually supports each and every military man and woman, and what they are willing to do to improve their lives, deliver them from harm, and reward them for their service.

I don’t care how many crimes this Administration has committed, or whether it was Cheney in the library with the candlestick, or Gonzales in the conservatory with the -- well, he can't remember what it was. In any event, I only care that someone has the balls to yell, "Game over!" and makes these criminals pay for what they've done. Whether they hang for one act of treason or a thousand, it’s all the same to me.

I don’t care what Mr. or Ms. Wolf-Crawley-Zahn-Anderson-Limbaugh-O’Reilly-Toobin- Greenfield-Schneider have to say about anything. I care about what my fellow Americans have to say – which is usually something totally different.

I don’t care who is touted for having good political sense. I care about who has good, old fashioned American common sense.

I don’t care who has the biggest war chest. I care who has a plan to end a war.

I don’t care who’s the best equipped to lead in the latest polls, surveys, American Idol text-messages, or box-office receipts. I care about who’s best equipped to lead a nation out of the darkness and back into the light.

I don’t care about the in-fighting, the rumour mill, the horserace, the rat race, the he said/she said, the slogging, the blogging, the accusations, the recriminations, the recognition factor, the fear factor, the brand name, the product placement, the season-ender, the cliff-hanger, the pie-in-the-sky, the doom-and-gloom, the spin, the fix-is-in, the love, the hate, or the televised-for-your-convenience debate.

I don’t care about a pseudo-president who can parrot a bunch of focus-grouped words. I care about a man whose word can be trusted. I don’t care about hearing the tarted-up, easily pallatable semi-truth; I care about hearing the real truth. I don’t care about the photo-op; I care about the reality behind the camera – and my access to it.

I just care about my country, where it has been, where it is going, and who will step up to the plate and return it to what it once was – and then some.

There was a time when that wasn’t too much to ask. There was a time when we didn’t ask, but demanded. There was a time when true leadership was not hoped for, but expected.

Now is the time to go back to what we once were, a people who cared about right and wrong rather than left and right, a nation who elected a president based on his commitment to uphold the Constitution rather than his ability to circumvent it, a country that prided itself on choosing the right man for the job, and not the best-packaged product that came the closest to looking the part.

Just give me what I really care about, and I promise not to bitch about the rest.

Well, for a while, anyway.


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rog Donating Member (301 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 02:46 AM
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1. OK ... this gets my vote as one of the all-time best DU posts.
Happy to k&r ... thank you!

.rog.
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 02:48 AM
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2. Wow, rog ...
.. thanks, and welcome to the DU family.
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Mythsaje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 02:50 AM
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4. All he has to do is go back through your journal
and realize that there are so many competitors for the honor of best DU post ever that he could never make up his mind.

Good one, Nance. Recommended, of course.
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 03:16 AM
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7. A compliment penned by a poet ...
... and bespoken by a true friend.

That was truly lovely, and deeply appreciated.

:blush:

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Mythsaje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 03:28 AM
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8. Well, tonight reminded me of old times...
Back when we used to work off one another's posts all the time. I read your "Touch of Crass" and it prompted me to write this one:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=1353685&mesg_id=1353685

Good to see you back in business, Nance.
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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 02:49 AM
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3. Nance, the acceptable scientific terms are Pinker-dinker and Padoodlee-doo
Edited on Tue Jul-17-07 02:51 AM by Hissyspit
and I don't care about all that shit either. I only care about making right the wrongs of the past five years.

Great essay.

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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 02:57 AM
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6. I wish I'd had the foresight to PM you ...
... re the appropriate words to use. Pinker-dinker and Padoodlee-doo really drive home (you'll pardon the expression) what I was trying to convey.

:rofl:

Thanks!!!
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JohnnyLib2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 02:52 AM
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5. A classic. Could be set to music and widely circulated!

Recommended with a cheer.
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blondie58 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 04:21 AM
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9. great post, as usual!
but what the heck are you doing up at 1am?? You're spoiling us- why this is two posts within the space of twenty four hours. Now, don't be wearing yourself out, woman- we need you healthy. Sorry, my inner mother had to say it.
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avrdream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 04:52 AM
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10. Wow!
How do you keep doing this, day after day, coming up with such perfect use of the English language? I bow down to your truth.
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Warren Stupidity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 05:19 AM
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11. Yup: and you speak for many people.
I sense the complete disgust with our political system in everyone I talk to, many of them far outside the DU comfort zone.
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Perry Logan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 05:24 AM
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12. She doesn't care "how many crimes this Administration has committed"? I sure as hell do.
Edited on Tue Jul-17-07 05:25 AM by Perry Logan
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endarkenment Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 10:17 AM
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19. you forgot the antithesis
"Whether they hang for one act of treason or a thousand, it’s all the same to me."

I am thinking you did not quite grasp the meaning of this essay, and its thesis/antithesis form.

The author states a position that she then contradicts. Each stated position is in the form "I don't care about x". She then goes on, as in this case to show how absurd the position is, given the reality of the situation.
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Mad_Dem_X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 07:04 AM
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13. Brilliant!
This may be my favorite one yet, Nancy! Brava!
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The Wizard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 07:37 AM
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14. Once again
Nance sees the big picture and kicks our moran culture right in the nads. Our media feeds off the great dumbing down, and our politicians feed off media misfeasance that translates to a system working for the special interests, the citizens be damned. You gotta know this one is going to my Congressman. This should be widely distributed, and others should be encouraged to send it to Congressional Representatives, Senators and major media outlets.
Going back to being what we once were sounds so-------------conservative.
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ehrnst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 08:21 AM
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15. Forwarding today to my elected officials
Ok - Vitter is not one of them.
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madamesilverspurs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 08:25 AM
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16. Simply grand!
And after I'd stayed up late (for me, anyway) to listen to Bill Mahre (sp?) on Jay Leno's show. He said that Clinton/Obama would never fly because people aren't ready for a totally non-white/male ticket. And he made the remark that it doesn't matter who the Democrats choose, the Republicans are already preparing the slime machine. So, your remarks first thing this morning are a marvelous 'sequitor'. Thus, I send thanks along with a somewhat dignified yeehaw.
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Demeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 08:31 AM
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17. Game Over---From Your Lips to the Goddess' Ears!
and it can't happen fast enough.
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JeffR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 08:48 AM
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18. Feel the burn!
K & R!

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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 10:21 AM
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20. Nancy you had me at "Hoo-Hoo*" excellent post.
and damn funny.
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prairierose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 11:15 AM
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21. Another great one Nance...
Thank you for continuing to express what I am thinking but can not find the words for. Great work.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 11:31 AM
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22. Isn't it a shame, my dear Nance...
That our political situation is so fucking awful that it inspires you to write some of the best essays I have ever seen?

Another one out of the park, sweetie...

I am honored to share the planet with you!

K&R, of course...:patriot:
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4_TN_TITANS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 11:46 AM
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23. Nance is on a roll lately... keep 'em coming! n/t
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riona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 11:51 AM
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24. We do need responsible reporting and intelligent leadership
What we have is an abandoned Constitution, and a press who is focused below the waistline.
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ejbr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 01:59 PM
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25. Well done!
It doesn't sound like it would be a good thing for us to watch television together as we would both be screaming at the screen due to the lies,distortions and inanity that these so-called news organizations peddle!

What really frightens me is that when I talk to the people around me, they are completely oblivious to where are country is going and think I am getting "too excited" about it. Can you believe that? I would have them explain themselves, but I tend to slap them unconscious before they can.

Again, well done, though very depressing.
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ejbr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 02:38 PM
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26. One more thing to forget!
Guiliani girl vs. Obama girl. Can you imagine? I was a steadfast Democrat opposed to the war and such, but Guliani's girl changed my mind. I'm voting for Rudy. Thanks CNN!
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juajen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 02:49 PM
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27. I'm thrilled to k & r
So happy you're better. We missed you so. Great writing, as usual.
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Uncle Joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 06:15 PM
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28. Kicked and recommended.
Thanks for the thread Nancy Greggs.
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 07:28 PM
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29. Whoa! You go, girl! Excellent! And I Don't Care either! nt
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TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 07:36 PM
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30. I'm in.
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BlueJac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 08:00 PM
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31. I don't care......
Edited on Tue Jul-17-07 08:01 PM by BlueJac
Nance you are the best. Well said!
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northofdenali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 08:04 PM
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32. K&R, bookmarked. n/t
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twenty2strings Donating Member (254 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 08:14 PM
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33. Hell yeah!
It doesn't take a genius to do a triage on what's important
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emilyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 08:54 PM
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34. Excellento!!!!
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 09:49 PM
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35. And Bingo was its Namo!
Well said!
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anitar1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 09:52 PM
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36. Sic 'em, Nancy--best ever !!
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 10:00 PM
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37. Good one, Nance
Keep stoking those fires....
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Beam Me Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 10:14 PM
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38. Fine. Stop beating around the *Bush and expose 9/11. n/t
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ladym55 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 10:33 PM
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39. AMEN!!!
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badgerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 10:42 PM
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40. THIS needs to be TELEVISED!
Think a lot of people would agree with you, Nance...:patriot:

Love the "Meet the Press This Week in Washington Hullabaloo A Go Go" and the "or Gonzales in the conservatory with the -- well, he can't remember what it was." jabs.
Beautiful...:yourock: :applause:


:kick:
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EndlessMaze Donating Member (26 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 11:12 PM
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43. I have the song to Nancy's latest "I don't Care" post
It embodies my feelings on the whole sordid matter, Does any one want to hear it?
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 12:26 AM
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46. Welcome to DU, EndlessMaze!
I, for one, would love to hear your song!

You need to stop lurking and start posting so you can have your own thread!

Post your song, OK?

And have fun!

This place is very addictive.......

:hi:
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badgerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 11:14 AM
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52. Let 'er rip!
...and Welcome to D.U.! :hi:
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Bjorn Against Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 11:01 PM
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41. K&R
Great job Nance.
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Shoelace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 11:03 PM
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42. K & R total clarity
thanks once again Nancy for bringing us to the heart of the issues.
Sweeping aside all the flotsam and jetsam of things we are supposed to care about ala the "media" - jettison them all and get down to what it really is that matters for the health, safety and freedom of our country.
You did just that! Amen Sister~
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kiteinthewind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 11:22 PM
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44. Kickin'A!! Greatest Rant Ever!!
:toast:
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yodermon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 11:41 PM
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45. "everybody's talkin 'bout.."
Nance you totally had me doing a Lennon jive with this section:

in-fighting
the rumour mill
the horserace
the rat race
the he said/she said
the slogging
the blogging
the accusations
the recriminations
the recognition factor
the fear factor
the brand name
the product placement
the season-ender
the cliff-hanger
the pie-in-the-sky
the doom-and-gloom
the spin
the fix-is-in
the love
the hate
or the televised-for-your-convenience debate..
All we are saying
Is Give Peace a Chance.


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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 12:45 AM
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47. Terrific rant!
Thanks for putting into words what I've long felt.
Someone needs to give you an op-ed column.

:applause: :yourock: :applause:
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ninkasi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 12:59 AM
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48. I am in awe, Nancy
What a simply amazing, wonderful rant. You've outdone yourself, which is saying a lot.
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Lindsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 01:34 AM
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49. Great essay -I was thinking of Lennon's "Just Gimme Some Truth" n/t
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ninkasi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 01:42 AM
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50. Truth to republics
is as garlic to vampires. Or sunlight to vampires. I think sunlight is better, it cleanses and lets truth in.
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The Wizard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 02:56 AM
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51. Might be garlic to werewolvws
But I'm not sure. And what did happen to Wolfowitz?
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DFW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 11:23 AM
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53. Here's a musical interview with Wolfowitz
From the upcoming CD "Sing Along with the World"

Wolfie Boy

(To the tune of “Billy Boy”)

Did you think you’d get confirmed, Wolfie Boy, Wolfie Boy?
Did you think you’d get confirmed, charming Wolfie?

Yes, I knew I’d get confirmed, Cheney said it’s what I earned
I was one thing, but then I was another.

Were you once a rabid hawk, Wolfie Boy, Wolfie Boy?
Were you once a rabid hawk, charming Wolfie?

I was once a rabid hawk, but now peace is all I talk.
I was one thing, but then I was another.

Did you lead the World Bank well, Wolfie Boy, Wolfie Boy?
Did you lead the World Bank well, charming Wolfie?

Yes I led the World Bank well, just agree or go to hell,
I was one thing, but then I was another.

Did you wipe out poverty, Wolfie Boy, Wolfie Boy?
Did you wipe out poverty, charming Wolfie?

Yes, I wiped out poverty in those countries I made free
I was one thing, but then I was another.

Don’t you think you’re talking trash, Wolfie Boy, Wolfie Boy?
Don’t you think you’re talking trash, charming Wolfie?

Maybe I am talking trash, but you’d best write nothing rash.
Say the wrong thing, and I will bomb your mother!
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