Tucker Says "Hillary's Thighs are Stainless Steel Nutcrakers"(Digby)

[KoKo]

(Seems MSNBC/GE is "On a Roll" tonight. First Matthews trashing Hillary/Elizabeth Edwards as Females and now Digby catches Tucker's saying "Hillary Cracks Nuts!" :eyes: I wonder if Roe v Wade is coming up on expedited agenda for the Supremes to shoot down...given the attacks tonight on MSNBC)
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Tuck's Nuts

by digby

Rarely do you see the poor lil' conservo-dudes expose their insecurities so obviously --- and with so little self-awareness:


GEIST: Well, I think the metaphor in this next story, Tucker, is pretty clear. So I will just report the straight facts. The newest collector's item on the presidential campaign trail is a Hillary Clinton nutcracker. They're going like hot cakes in Rochester, Minnesota, where the idea for the nutcracker was hatched.

It's a Hillary doll with serrated stainless steel thighs that, well, crack nuts. If you can't make to it Minnesota to pick one up, you can go to HillaryNutcracker.com and that could be yours for the low, low price of $19.95. They'll also throw in a bag of Hillary nuts for five bucks. Now, I don't know what they're getting at here, Tucker. What do you think they're saying about Hillary?

CARLSON: I don't know, but that is so perfect. I have often said, when she comes on television, I involuntarily cross my legs.

GEIST: I know you do.

CARLSON: I'm getting one, by the way



I don't even want to think about what he's going to do with it. He's very confused.

This is one thing about Hillary Clinton's candidacy that I'm really enjoying. She scrambles the patented wingnut "Dems=gay" narrative so badly that they are chasing their own tails. Go ahead Tucker, keep crossing those fine "dancing with the stars" gams and turn Hillary into a liberal Iron Lady. Works for me.

http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/

[glitch]

1. I had no idea she was so toned. Cool. I wonder if she does Pilates? nt

[Catherine Vincent]

2. That wimp was bowing at Hillary's feet when she had a surprise visit on Crossfire

He didn't know what to say. Jerk.

[JeffR]

3. He's just crossing his legs

because he has sand in his vagina.

(No flames, please: stole it from South Park.)

[Sarah Ibarruri]

4. How many decades have they been disrespecting Senator Clinton?

These people are sick. However, it's too late. Too many decades of Repugnicans shaping the opinion of people about Senator Clinton.

[illinoisprogressive]

5. This is just wrong. I don't like her but, this is sick and Tucker should be suspended.

[KoKo]

8. I agree....in the old latter 20th Century it would be viewed as Filthy Sexist Trashing of Women

but then that's when women's rights were prominent. These days we are but chattel and fodder according to Repugs who RULE. Those very same Repugs who are child molesters, pedophiles, and philanderers now are running our media and hiring those like them to "report" the entertainment. :puke:

[tandot]

6. Tandot says "Tucker's head is a brainless pit filled with shit"

Tandot: "I don't know, but that is so perfect. I have often said, when he comes on television, I very voluntarily switch the TV channel"

[splat]

7. Says far more about him than about her n/t

[NCarolinawoman]

9. Uh, this imagery could help Hillary in the General Election.

How can she be depicted as "weak on terror"? Why this lady would kick Binladen right in the nuts.

All those years of being called a
hard-nosed bitch by the right-wing hate machine will turn out to be a plus.

Ironical.

Tucker, you are helping Hillary. :evilgrin:

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[KoKo]

10. I'm amazed that more folks ...particularly Hillary Supporters aren't really angry with sexist filth.

Shouldn't Tucker go the way of Imus for this? What's next? Will he go after Elizabeth Edwards Breasts with the same glee he talks about Hillary?

I'm not a Hillary supporter but if he said this against any other female who ran...or made a such a statement about Male Anatomy of any male candidates who are running I would expect alot of outrage.

Yet...only a few here see this for what it is...a SLANDER of Locker Room Stuff put out on airwaves to throroughly demean a Democratic Candidate by using Sexual means. Think about Male Dominance...and ugliness that can result when men hold views of women as "nut crackers."

[Cameron27]

11. What disgusting pigs,

Geist's never funny, and Tucker's just a RW syncophant.

[goclark]

13. He should be fired!

[Sparkly]

12. Word of the day: GYNEPHOBIA

Definition of Gynephobia

Gynephobia: An abnormal, irrational and persistent fear of women. Sufferers experience anxiety even though they realize they face no threat.

http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=12178

Edited to add this link, which has suggestions for treatment: http://www.ehow.com/how_2057976_cope-gynephobia-fear-women.html

[Totally Committed]

17. "Sufferers experience anxiety even though they realize they face no threat."

In this case, performance anxiety, no doubt!

:rofl:

I wish I could recommend your post.

TC

[zulchzulu]

14. Did you know Tucker makes love to his bow tie every night?

Such a little thing going up into a little wrinkle. Oh, Tuckie! Is that all there is?

:puke:

[MaineDem]

15. Another example of weak men afraid of strong women

Unfortunately, any female candidate will have to compete against this for many years to come.

[Skittles]

16. it is rather pathetic, is it not?

funny how they are almost always conservative pukes

[hot_for_hillary]

18. I can't wait til she is president, the thought of all the hillbillies in the south

knowing that a woman is president is delicious.

[area51]

19. I'm no fan of pro-offshoring Hillary

But I'm wondering how exactly Fscker Carlson knows this. :silly:

[MODemocrat]

21. Hillary brings the idiots out in numbers

Does Carlson even have a pair (of nuts, that is.)??????????:+ :silly: :dunce: :blush: I'm embrassed for
him!! Neo-cons are goofy....

[AZBlue]

22. This is so offensive! What a misogynistic asshole. And I'm appalled by the lack of response

by the public.