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welshTerrier2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:13 PM
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the poetic meanderings of Senator John Kerry
"There once was a man named Vitter/Who vowed that he wasn’t a quitter/But with stories of women/And all of his sinnin’/He knows his career’s in the -- oh, never mind."

-- Sen. John Kerry (D-MA), quoted by The Hill, on Sen. David Vitter’s (R-LA) prostitution scandal.
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Jack Bone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:15 PM
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1. Rachel Maddow read that on air...that's funny stuff!!
I could be wrong...but I think she said he actually gave that "recital" in Nantucket...
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:16 PM
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2. What a great sense of humor! I love this man! Rec'd! nt
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illinoisprogressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:39 PM
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3. I just read about this. how funny
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mzmolly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 12:04 AM
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4. Heh
:rofl: John Kerry needs his own DUZY award!
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 12:24 AM
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5. One of the funniest things I've ever read! Thanks! nt
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zalinda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 01:30 AM
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6. If he had recited that little ditty
he probably would have won the election in a whopping landslide.............good old boys just can't get enough of that down home humor. "Hey I'd like to have a beer with that guy, he's pretty good with them funny words."

Isn't it awful that candidates have to make jokes in order for people to sit up and take notice. But, I have to give him props, he nailed that one.

zalinda
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 03:23 AM
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7. Is it any wonder...
I love this man?
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TalkingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 07:13 AM
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8. "in the diaper" ? n/t



My favorite Future Famous Dead Artist: KarenParker
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politicasista Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 12:56 PM
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9. K&R
:kick:
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