Colonoscopy Is A Cover Story - * Went Up To Camp David To Have......

[global1]

someone read to him the latest Harry Potter book.

My other thought is - what if we are living out a bad James Bond novel and Cheney is the evil villain and his plan was building to this medical procedure when he assumes the power of the presidency and takes over the world. Ian Fleming where are you when we need you?

[MetaTrope]

1. Bush and books together are a bad sign

No doubt AF1 is idling on the runway waiting to whisk him to some hidey-hole at a moment's notice until the radiation levels drop.

As for the Cheney/Blofeld comparison, here's an oldie but a goodie:
http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com/shockwave/get_stupid.htm

[global1]

2. Great Link - Pretty Funny - Thanks........nt

[Ian David]

3. Maybe Cheney is doing to King George what was done to King Edward II?

EDWARD II 1307 - deposed 1327
Edward was a weak and incompetent king. He had many 'favourites', Piers Gaveston being the most notorious. He was beaten by the Scots at the Battle of Bannockburn in 1314. Edward was deposed and held captive in Berkeley Castle in Gloucestershire. His wife joined her lover Mortimer in deposing him: by their orders he was murdered in Berkley Castle - so legend has it, by having a red-hot poker thrust up his anus! His beautiful tomb in Gloucester Cathedral was erected by his son, Edward III.

http://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/England-History/KingsandQueens.htm


Also:

The king was captured and condemned by Parliament in 1327 as 'incorrigible without hope of amendment'. He was forced to abdicate in favour of his teenage son Edward III, and died in Berkeley Castle later that year – according to a story written 30 years later, through the application of a red-hot poker in his rectum as punishment for his homosexuality.
http://www.channel4.com/history/microsites/M/monarchy/biogs/edward_ii.html


Also:

Edward was not a good king, that is a fact, but did he really deserve to be murdered with unspeakable cruelty? How was he killed? Edward II, King of England (gywalgi)

A red-hot poker was thrust into his bowels. His murderers first inserted a funnel in his anus and then thrust the red-hot poker in his body through the funnel, and so his corpse bore no external marks that indicated how he had been killed. It was a singularly evil mockery of his sexuality.
http://www.funtrivia.com/en/People/Edward-II-8766.html

[jimshoes]

4. How much a testament to chimpy's

level of distrust in the USA's Service medical personnel, whether Walter Reed Army Hospital or Bethesda Naval Hospital that he has to have a routine colonoscopy done at the Camp David bunker.

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

5. The last one in 2002 was done at Camp David also.

I wonder where Cheney will go for fresh batteries, he's due for upkeep this summer.

[Jack Bone]

6. 5 years or 50,000 lies...whichever comes first

[soothsayer]

8. yep, he prolly fears cheney

[Perry Logan]

7. They're removing the WMD's.