"Bush Reclaims Powers from Cheney" is the headline.

[loveable liberal]

Here I thought something substantive actually happened. I was then disappointed after finding out that *dufus* was simply coming out of anethesia after his colonoscopy.

The Dems missed a golden opportunity to impeach the president for those two fleeting hours.

Though probably not practical, a guy can dream.......

[don954]

1. he had to go all the way under for a little scope?

I had a prostate biopsy with only a bit of local, good lord our pres is a big ass wimp...

[Rick Myers]

3. They could have told Dubya it was...

...just Unkle Dick with his big strap-on. He'd bend right over!

[Chichiri]

5. My mom had a colonoscopy too, and they only gave her some vallium.

She toughed it out -- even watched some of the procedure on a video screen. Said it was pretty cool.

Hey pukers! My mom can beat up your chimp!

[acmavm]

2. How can he reclaim something he didn't have in the first place?

[Auntie Bush]

7. Hey, you stole my comment! nt

[niceypoo]

4. "Feel the power of the Dark Side..."

[Kingstree]

6. Jack Bauer should have administered the anesthesia

and save the impeachment tax dollars. "24" to the rescue!