Is Free Republic still struggling to make ends meet? Should we chip in to help them out?

[Perry Logan]

I heard that Free Republic has been having big trouble with their fund drive and may have to be bailed out by the GOP, which also needs help. I'm wondering if we should chip in--if only to see the look on their faces.

I worry about what Freepers might do if they had more spare time.

[Heidi]

1. Hmmmmmmm.

No.

[Perry Logan]

2. All right. The nays have it.

[Heidi]

5. Hahahahahahahaha!

We have consensus! :spray:

[rfranklin]

13. I'll buy them a decent burial insurance policy...

but only if it covers cremation.

[zulchzulu]

3. Offer vouchers at local community colleges to take a class on being a human

Otherwise...buh-bye.

[Perry Logan]

4. Mostly, we've got to keep them away from schoolyards.

[Heidi]

6. I don't think we have to worry about that, really.

Most of them have been cloistered in their parents' basements for so long that they're probably afraid of sunlight.

[Perry Logan]

7. That explains the smell.

[Heidi]

8. Among other things.

:yoiks:

[zanne]

17. After that, basic English classes....

Maybe some basic Grammar, too.

[liberalnurse]

9. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Isn't that a shame...............Freepers are so committed too. What a surprise. Mooching must be running rampant. Maybe that is why we tend to sense them visiting our Board more and more each day?

[Perry Logan]

10. They watched their party go from hegemony to defeat in just six years. That's gotta hurt.

[ClintonTyree]

11. RimJob has been sheering his flock for years........

he's taken everything OUT of FR's coffers (good paying jobs for his family, a new motor home to travel the country to FR "events", etc.) and given NOTHING back in all those years. They're still using the cheap-ass, ugly and confusing format they started with, upgrades are non-existent (except for a little more bandwidth) and the FReeps never once considered where all of their money was going. :rofl: I suppose they thought it was being used to help good, moral, conservative causes. WRONG! It all "trickled down" into RimJob and his family's pockets. But isn't that just good old American enterprise? "Free market forces" writ large. :rofl:

The FReeps aren't the sharpest tools in the shed, if you get my drift. ;) Maybe they're finally coming to the realization that they've been ripped off by RimJob all these years? :shrug:

[Perry Logan]

12. I don't think wingers ever figure anything out. They believe what they believe, until they die.

[Spurt]

14. Pass the collection plate around...

... and then buy it out!

That would really do their heads in.
And there would be lots of fun to be had after control is gained.
:D

[Arugula Latte]

15. I weep for the Freeps

:cry:

[Perry Logan]

16. It's not their fault they're creeps.

[Totally Committed]

18. Go to your window, and look outside.

When the first pig flies by, I'll consider thinking about that, thank you.


TC

[Perry Logan]

19. Come on, now. You know they'd be there for us if we needed help.

[mrdmk]

22. Ah gee! Just spell out what you think...

:spank:

[proud2BlibKansan]

20. The only thing I will waste my time sending them

is a pack of enlistment forms. They need freepers in Iraq.

[Cobalt-60]

21. now thats funny

You can use my money for FR when you pry it from my cold, dead, fingers.

[Pyrzqxgl]

23. They'd take the money & then laugh at us and call us stupid for giving it to them.

[Mz Pip]

24. More spare time?

I guess they could do their laundry and clean up the basement. Doubt too many of them have womenfolk to do that for them.

Mz Pip
:dem: