Dear GOP ...

[NanceGreggs]

We here at DemocraticUnderground are having a difficult time keeping up with all of the Republicans currently in the news in connection with criminal activity involving deviant sexual behaviour.

Could you possibly send us a list of prominent GOPers who are not presently being investigated for, or charged with, crimes of this nature?

Much appreciated,
DU

:hi:

[Captain Angry]

1. How will you know if they send it?

I mean, if they haven't got a single person to put on that list, there's no reason to click send.

:-)

[DeSwiss]

2. They could write the list on a post-it....

K&R!!!

:rofl:

[AndyA]

3. Here it is, Nance! Just in, as you requested!

Here's your list of all Republicans not involved in criminal activity and/or deviant sexual behavior:

:rofl:

[Old and In the Way]

4. I'm thinking a card deck of GOP criminals.

Could be a good DU promo idea!

[NanceGreggs]

5. You're RIGHT!!!

Of course, narrowing it down to 52 could pose a problem - but we all know for sure who the joker would be.

[skids]

8. There is one on the merch page...

...but the link is broken.

http://upload.democraticunderground.com/links/pages/Merchandise/more2.html

[tavalon]

11. That's a no brainer for sure

Heh-heh.

[fooj]

6. BWAHAHAHA! Thanks for the much needed laugh!

[skids]

7. P.S.

Every single one of our candidates kick ass over your sad gallery of miscreants.

[salinen]

9. Having consensual sex with a rubber companion

shouldn't count.

[opihimoimoi]

13. The Rubber Companion surgate for Republican Deviants hiding in closets....LOL

[Kurovski]

10. That would be ever so nice.

K&R :-)

[Usrename]

12. It never seems to get old, though.

You wonder how the next criminal deviant's fetish could ever be nearly as newsworthy as the current scandal, and still they just refuse to disappoint.