BlackHawk706867
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Sun Aug-12-07 12:27 PM
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Heres a bit of humor for your Sunday, in case ya all didn't catch this... |
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yesterday!
>> > Clocks in Heaven
>> > A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
>> > Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What
> are
>> > all those clocks?
>> >
>> > St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
>> > Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
>> >
>> > "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
>> >
>> > "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
>> > she
>> > never told a lie."
>> >
>> > "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
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>> > St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
> moved
>> > twice, telling us that
>> > Abe told only two lies in his entire Life."
>> >
>> > "Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man
>> >
>> > "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
>> >
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Bobbieo
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Sun Aug-12-07 12:59 PM
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1. Thanks! I needed that. |
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Sun Aug-12-07 01:13 PM
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2. I caught this several hundred yesterdays ago. n/t |
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