Why did Alberto Gonzales finally resign?

[zulchzulu]

[Ian David]

1. His wife bought him a new power drill, and he can't wait to try it on his own family. n/t

[zulchzulu]

2. Ouch!

:rofl:

[Spinzonner]

3. To spend more time with his lawyer

[lwcon]

4. I'm not sure he's going to resign

By 10:30AM, he might forget.

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[dweller]

5. like the others

packing for Paraquay!

dp

[Sparkly]

6. Ironic statement du jour: Chimpy "loves a secret"

So said John Wang on MSNBC in response to a question about why Chimpy had Gonzo resign.

Yeah, they love secrets, all right. That's kind of the problem. :eyes:

[leftofthedial]

7. according to the official press release

he doesn't recall why he resigned

[LaPera]

8. Bush wants to appoint a new AG while congress is out of session, it was only a matter of time

anyway, that the hearings would of forced Gonzales out in the coming month's...this way if congress pursues Gonzales...Bush can and will pardon the lying immoral whore Gonzales!

[zulchzulu]

10. It will be interesting to see where Gonzo pops up again...

Maybe he can do ads for Alzheimer medicine.

Maybe I'll do a fake ad later...

[PurityOfEssence]

11. Children just LOVE recess...

Just don't let him take your lunch money.

[jmp]

9. All these guys do the same thing ...

They wait until the scandal dies down some, and then sprint out the door so they can say that they were not chased out.

[DuaneBidoux]

12. No one in the Justice department would work with him anymore.

I dare say he could barely get an email answered or a telephone call returned.

[MrMickeysMom]

13. Live off his Swiss bank account while filing suite against his

... parents, of course!

He can blame them for fetal alcohol syndrome. Yep, I wondered about that, when looking at that dunderhead of a face.

[baldguy]

14. Rove, Snow, Gonzales

Rats leaving a sinking ship.