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eridani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 05:08 AM
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Idaho Values Alliance, under a picture of Senator Craig
You just can't make this shit up.

http://www.idahovaluesalliance.com/news.asp?id=481

One of the tragic characteristics of the homosexual lifestyle is its emphasis on anonymous sex and multiple sexual partners. It is a little-acknowledged secret that many active homosexuals will have more than 1,000 sex partners over the course of a lifetime (the average among heterosexuals is seven – still six more than we were designed for). This sordid fact of homosexual life surfaced yesterday in an AP article yesterday that reports on the number of arrests police have made for indecent exposure and public sex acts in the restrooms at Atlanta’s airport, the busiest in the world. The increased restroom patrols, begun to apprehend luggage thieves, instead uncovered a rash of sex crimes. Airport restrooms have become so popular that men looking for anonymous sexual trysts with other men have advertised their airport availability on Craigslist. One such ad was from a man saying he was stuck at the airport for three hours and was looking for “discreet, quick action.” (AP: Arrests Up in Atlanta Airport Restrooms)
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Lasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 05:21 AM
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1. Comedy writers are being laid off
The jokes are writing themselves.
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Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 07:48 AM
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3. LOL - you've got that one right. nt
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ticapnews Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 05:36 AM
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2. On the other hand, they might want Craig castrated...
From the next story...

The Virginia state legislature, in an action that the Idaho legislature may do well to consider, passed a bill that directed state agencies to study whether Virginia should start castrating violent sex offenders rather than confining them. The governor unfortunately vetoed the bill.
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 08:54 AM
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4. Cruisable men's rooms are on Craigslist?
:rofl:
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sutz12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 08:58 AM
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5. "six more than we were designed for"
:rofl:

And here I thought that our plumbing was "designed" to be pretty much universal.

Silly me.
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