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locopolitico Donating Member (294 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-30-07 02:37 PM
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Larry Craig Joke Roundup
Here's an amusing roundup of Larry Craig jokes from the late-night comedians:

"Idaho Sen. Larry Craig, a married, very anti-gay conservative Reublican, was arrested by a plainclothes police officer for lewd conduct in a Minneapolis airport men's room. Today the senator's office said it was all a big misunderstanding. Apparently what happened was when the senator went in to use the restroom, he accidentally grabbed the wrong penis." --Jay Leno

"There's another scandal in Washington. One of the senators from Idaho, Larry Craig, was arrested in airport men's room. Gives new meaning to the word 'caucusing.'" --David Letterman

More Craig jokes here...
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-30-07 02:46 PM
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1. Republicans were cock-ussing in the men's room today
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politicalhumor Donating Member (116 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-30-07 05:15 PM
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2. The best joke...
I like this one from Letterman:

"How about that poor Senator Craig from Idaho? ... So he gets arrested in a men's room there at the airport in Minneapolis. And here's the deal now. He's now in Stage One of a political sex scandal: defiance. Stage Two: stepping down to spend more time with his family. Stage Three: 'I'm gay and I'm proud!'" --David Letterman
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