Saturday Morning Fun - The "Know Your Place Test": What's your Class?

[Totally Committed]

* The "Know Your Place Test": What's your Class?

(1) What keeps you up at night?

A: Sound of your own weeping

B: Growing suspicion that you've been duped

C: "Should my topiary animals be alphabetized by plant or animal they represent?"


(2) Your annual Federal Tax Bill...

A: $0

B: $25,000

C: $0


(3) Favorite Drink...

A: Grain alcohol and Robitussin

B: Chardonnay

C: Human Growth Hormone


(4) Plan for Accuring Wealth...

A: Powerball ticket

B: Scrimping and saving

C: Continuing to breathe


(5) What do you eat for breakfast?

A: High-Fructose Corn Syrup

B: Whatever Jenny Craid said I could

C: Scrambled Faberge Eggs


(6) Where did you go on your last vacation?

A: The fire escape

B: Mall of America

C: Private Island shaped like me


(7) What TV Show best reflects your life?

A: And broadcast with Anderson Cooper on the edge of tears

B: Everybody Loves Raymond

C: History Channel: Finding Nazi Gold


(8) What kind of shoes do you wear?

A: $175 Nike Air Force 25 Supremes

B: Whatever Payless had in my size

C: No shoes. I had the back yard leathered.


Now, count up all your A's, B's and C's.

Mostly A's: You are Lower Class

Mostly B's: You are Middle Class

Mostly C's: You are Upper Class


* Adapted from a chart in Stephen Colbert book, I Am America (And, So Can You)


ALL A's: You are probably reading this from the Library Computer, right?

ALL B's: Why aren't you at your kid's Soccer game?

ALL C's: What the hell are you doing here on DU?


Share your results, and comment, if you feel like it!


TC

[Glorfindel]

1. All C's, of course

and I'm here because "noblesse oblige."

:rofl:

[Totally Committed]

2. Mostly C's for me, too...

:sarcasm:

:rofl:

TC