New Method Found To Power The Entire US Without Oil

[MannyGoldstein]

I http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=post&forum=132&topic_id=3540277&mesg_id=3540277">just read that our Chimperor fancies himself as Harry Truman, and Mrs. Clinton as Ike.

This got me thinking - Harry and Ike have probably commenced spinning in their graves with enough speed and vigor to power the entire US. I'm sure that we can find some way to tap this.

And just think of the energy we'd have at our fingertips if, say, the Chimperor likened himself to John Quincy Adams, and his dad to John Adams. Perhaps Rummy as George Washington, Mrs. Clinton as Lincoln, and Cheney as FDR.

Wow.

[havocmom]

1. Been sayin for 5 years that the whirring sound we hear in the background is the founders spinning

and we should hook up some wires!

:thumbsup:

[DS1]

2. sorry, wouldn't work. the cooling required to not have the bodies explode into ashes

would require more energy than their spinning would produce.


/nerd

:D

[kineneb]

3. harness hot air produced by Congress

would probably heat every home for entire winter

[Bitwit1234]

4. If we bottled all the hot air from DC we could run this country forever.

[formercia]

5. So that's where Global Warming originated....n/t