The Devil went down to Crawford....

[WCGreen]

Something I wrote right before the Iraq war began...

Sung to the Devil Went Down to Georgia Song...

The devil went down to Crawford
He was lookin' for an election to steel
He was in a bind, the GOP was way behind
He was looking to make a deal.....

He saw Dubya prayin', real hard makin' like it was real
He had such conservative compassion, a real effected zeal
He stepped right up to Scrub and said boy you pray a lot
But give Beelzebub his due I'll bet a House that is White Against your soul
Cause I think I'm Eviler than you.....

The boy said my names Georgie
And it might be a sin
But I'll Take your bet
Your gonna Regret
Cause Evil is as Evil does and I do more than you.

Georgie quote your bible and give it all you got,
Cause hell's broke loose in Crawford, and Buddy your no Lot,
Now if you win you get this great big shinny house of white
And if you loose nothin'll change cause your souls all ready dark as night.

The Devil said son it's time to start this show
As evil flew from his finger tips and he set the night aglow
And a gang of Fox news readers let go an evil hiss
Ann Coulter and Michael Savage sprang from hell and gave the devil a kiss

Dum, Dum, Dum,......
Dum, Dum, Dum,......
Dum, Dum, Dum,......
Dum, Dum, Dum.......
(Okay, it's and instrumental, give me a break)

Georgie Said well your pretty evil that much must be said
But sit right here and catch my act and you'll wish you wasn't dead...

He put people to death to satisfy the crowd
Talked of compassion right out loud
Bombed a country to hell cause it's a perk
and threw millions of people right out of work

Well the devil knew that he'd been beat as he gave Tony S the go
To change the will of the people, how much lower can you go
Georgie said now you come back here, I've taken a likin' to you.
Some how I think this partnership has been long over due.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Ah, good one!

Now I have to find the original song on YouTube so I can hear it musically!