Bush offers solutions to airport congestion

[rurallib]

Stepping in to the continuing problem of congestion and delays at the nation's airport, President George W. Bush today offered four temporary solutions to relieve the stress:
1) Tax cuts for the top 1% of earners in the US
2) 9/11
3) fight them over there or we'll be fighting them here
4) All options are on the table for Iran.

Spokesliar Dana Perino told reporters that these are the solutions to all the countries problems. So far the strategy has been working well on other fronts.
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