in today's Mail on Sunday in the UK. Well, it was the first paragraph that was hilarious:
"I often joke about losing the will to live at Tory conferences, but on Tuesday morning, after just one day of it, I woke with severe chest pains.
It turned out that there was nothing wrong with him, so the conference must have been even more horrendous than usual.
Another classic, from his website:
http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/ :
"I am reminded of the story about a now-famous playwright who started out as a journalist and who applied for a job as a reporter on a major London newspaper. He was called in for interview, and they said to him "You say in your application that you are interested in politics. What is the name of the current Home Secretary?" He didn't know, and replied "I said I was interested in politics, not obsessed with it". He didn't get the job, which may have seemed hard at the time, but I believe he has got over it now."