Last night I sat in my car with Mother Theresa...(SHE supports HRC!)

[Semper_FiFi]

We talked of many things, life, death, God (and taxes), and then the subject turned to politics. Mother Theresa had no idea how I felt, for although I've known her for years, I being tight-lipped on things politico, had never shared my feelings on the subject with her. Mother Theresa told me, that, although she was not yet sure which way she would vote in the upcoming election, she was leaning toward Hillary Rodham Clinton! Imagine, my shock and utter disbelief that Mother Theresa would share the exact same political position as my own! Go figure!!!

Post Script
The fact that Mother Theresa is NOT in fact alive (nor was she an American citizen) should not dissuade anyone as to the authenticity of this story. I will swear on it's veracity. Just trust me (and point me towards a Bible).:evilgrin:

[Adelante]

1. .

:rofl:

[incapsulated]

2. I believe this completely....

In fact, it reminds me of a very similar conversation I had with Ghandi on the way to Dunkin Donuts.

[Semper_FiFi]

3. I thought Ghandi was a Krispy Kreme man?

:shrug:

[incapsulated]

6. Too much sugar

Makes him hyper after a fast.

[Semper_FiFi]

9. Ghandi could (have) use(d) a bit of fat...

Krispy Kreme would have helped to fill him out a bit.

[Adelante]

8. I saw Ghandi at the taco stand

He swore he was backing Obama!

[incapsulated]

15. zOMG, Jersey you are lying now!

Ghandi is no way eating meat! :P

[MannyGoldstein]

4. I Saw Jesus' Visage In A Burnt Bagle This Morning

He said unto me: "Love HRC as thyself. Blessed are the Clintons and the Bushes, for they shall inherit the world. And grabbeth all thy cash."

[Semper_FiFi]

5. Water, Egg, or Bialy?

Or any of the above?

[MannyGoldstein]

10. Mmmm... Bialy....

Everything bagel (water-based) w/ chive cream cheese. Mmm... so melty and warm... I just had to eat Jesus after he revealed his truths to me.

[Semper_FiFi]

13. OK, now I am suddenly hungry...

and no bagels in the pantry.:cry:

[MannyGoldstein]

17. I Got A Bag Of Bialys

I gotta go to bed now, but if you're near 02458, I can give you directions and leave them out for you.

:)

[SaveElmer]

7. Now my sources tell me that Mother Theresa was (is?)...

Catholic (I hear she may not be dead but living in a cave in the Himalaya's with JFK and Elvis...source The National Enquirer)...

Anyway, these sources tell me that the Catholic Church has subsidiaries all over the world...in almost every town...

Now in one of these towns a man named Ted Kennedy (yes he does really exist) attends one of these subsidiaries...

My sources tell me that Ted Kennedy is the uncle of one Robert Kennedy Jr...who I have it on very good authority...has endorsed Hillary...

So you see...connect the chain from A to D and you have an airtight case for your assertion...

[Semper_FiFi]

11. revolution...

complete!:toast:

[daninthemoon]

12. John Lennon told me he likes Kucinich. Oh, he says George does,

too. Elvis can't decide between Edwards and Obama. He's leaning toward Obama, but he likes the way Edwards talks.

[Semper_FiFi]

14. If Lennon says he likes Kucinich,

I am voting Kucinich. John Lennon was the best!

[illinoisprogressive]

16. you are unbelievably cruel.

[Semper_FiFi]

18. Moi?

:shrug: