BREAKING: New Hampshire moves its primary up to last week

[Bucky]

In a bold move, designed to secure for itself the status of first-in-the-nation primary, the state of New Hampshire last week moved its 2008 presidential primary up to last week. While results are still coming in, this sudden change in the national primary calendar has firmly tipped the balance in the race for the 2008 Democratic presidential nomination.

In response to New Hampshire's move, the state of Michigan has declared that its primary will be moved up to last year, resulting in the state's Democratic delegates being split between Mark Warner and Evan Bayh. The Democratic National Committee has responded to Michigan's move by demanding that all Democratic candidates for the nomination cease campaigning in Michigan and pledge to bomb the state once elected.

[Yael]

1. ROFL!!!

:rofl:

[Mz Pip]

2. Now could we just

have the election next month? I don't think I can take another year of this. I wouldn't be surprised if there aren't a few shots fired between now and the general election. A lot of frustration can build up in a year's time. It's about time for another Civil War anyway...

Mz Pip
:dem:

[smalll]

3. Hillary won. /nt

[Bucky]

4. Now, don't you start with me.