Vote for me, I am Hillary I am

[Botany]

by Theodor Seuss Geisel


Vote for me, I am Hillary I am.

Sorry I can not do that Hillary,
just no way I can.

support me, 'cause I get lots of press?

No sorry because I think you are part of "the insider's mess"

love me? because I gots lots of dough

Sorry, Hillary taking all the money from medical insurance companies
is kinda low.

Come on you old liberal .... don't cha' know it is a done deal?

No because I think you are one slippery eel.

Vote for me because I have this great big plane

But Ms. Clinton your votes on Iraq and Iran are hard to explain.

Look I am Hillary hear me roar ... my poll #s are to be to ignore

Sorry but I like Edwards and loves me some Al Gore.

Get w/ the program and support me, Ms. Hillary now!

Do we have royalty .... Bush, Clinton, Bush, Clinton ..... to the great unwashed,
Here is queen Hillary .... take a bow.

Come support me .... remember the "Big Dog" aka my husband Bill.

Yes and President Edwards can put him in the U.N. .... that would be a thrill.

Why oh why will you not give me your vote?

Gee, Hillary I guess i am just a stubborn old goat.

[BlueJac]

1. No to either royal family members!

Way past time for a change in direction for this country, more of the same will destroy the middle class for ever. The name must change!

[OKNancy]

2. One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish

I'll vote for the Blue fish thanks... and that includes Hillary Clinton!

[leftchick]

3. I keep getting this fucking hillary spam

Thanks. Now I have something good to send back! :)

[AtomicKitten]

4. There once was a man from Nantucket,

who went to vote but said f*ck it.
Candidate cheese was making him sneeze,
so he told the front-runner to suck it.

[Rhythm and Blue]

5. Look at this poster. See how it posts!

Do you think that this poster deserves a lil' roast?
Rhythm and meter, what are these things?
Do you remember when they were our kings?
And a string of text was a thing that would bring
A Grammarous Nazi when things went "per-fling!"

Ol' Seuss, I would say (I would say every day)
He would not have liked to be used in this way.
His rhymes, they were crisp, his rhythm would flow!
This post could have used a couple more goes
With a pen for an edit, and an eye for detail,
Sorry to have said it. Your poem is ker-failed.
Your meter is off, your rhythm is loose.
It's not terrible, but it's not Dr. Seuss.*

I will not, I will tell you, I will not give my vote,
Will not cast my ballot on a train or a boat,
In a car, in a castle, or in the open sea,
For anyone but the Dem nominee.



*And if are one of those girls or boys
who'd rather read dictionaries than play with their toys,
Then you can be quiet, and stop making noise,
Because I know it's pronounced Dr. Zoyce.

[MADem]

7. A roast, a roast, a wee roast for true!

But I couldn't do it as richly as you!!!!

Well done!!!!!!

[Botany]

14. Thanx my friend and pal for given me an edit ....

.... but my ideas were good so give me some credit.

you write of the need for rhythm and meter
sorry I but slept through that class
and so on the test I did cheater.

But my epic tome at least got you to think
that making Hillary "Queen of America," really does stink.

I wish you well on this perfect Autumnal Day
I bid you adieu because my lab pup wants to play.

[slick8790]

19. That was really good.

Where'd you learn to rhyme like that? Better than the OP, for sure, haha. :D

[Rhythm and Blue]

23. Didn't pick my name for nothin'

;)

[smalll]

20. Very nicely done! I thought about trying to write another answering doggerel,

but I'm having trouble coming up with a rhyme for "nimrod." :shrug:

[Myrina]

6. Excellent!

:applause:

[usregimechange]

8. I love it!

[applegrove]

9. Every time I hear Dr. Seuss I think of the eulogy on SNL given by Jessie Jackson where he read

'I do not like green eggs and ham' as a speach. I can't help it. I laughed so hard.

[emilyg]

10. I will vote for Hillary.

[Bitwit1234]

11. Sorry I am so teed off I wouldn't vote for your candidate

and you know who the hell he is for anything..I just can't do it. I can't do it. I want someone in office that can get things done. I can't vote for that candidate you support I can't do it. I want to change the country. I don't want a candidate that consorts with the mafia..I can't vote for him. I won't vote for him.

Isn't this a silly rant. Just like the rest that twitch and witch about Hillary. Men who can't vote for a woman..damn damn damn.

[Botany]

15. I worked many .... many .... many hours for a women in 2006

Mary Jo :loveya: Killroy

[Nimrod2005]

12. No way Hill, giving you a vote I NEVER will!!!

[mmonk]

13. But I do not like Hillary I am

[MethuenProgressive]

16. Aimed at the reading comprehension level of DU's HillyStinks! play group?

Without pictures, they might not stay wake all the way through...

[mod mom]

17. If Hillary wins and Al Gore doesn't enter then I will work for Mary Jo and otherwise

exit activity in politics.

[illinoisprogressive]

18. Botony, A clever one you are, yes you are.

[PatSeg]

21. Very clever!

[The River]

22. Never Have!

Never Will!
Give my vote
to the wife of Bill.

The very thought makes me ill,
like eating a bowl of
pro corporate swill.

Let the Media try,
and try they will!
But they can't make a mountain
out of a Hill.

[Botany]

24. Nice job

updated copy

Vote for me, I am Hillary I am

by Theodor Seuss Geisel


Vote for me, I am Hillary I am.

Sorry I can not do that ... no way I can.

support me, 'cause I get lots of press?

No sorry because you are part of "the insider's mess"

love me? "cause I gots lots of dough

Sorry taking all the money from insurance companies
was really low.

Come on you old liberal .... don't cha' know it is a done deal?

No because I think you are one slippery eel.

Vote for me Hillary, because my campaign is a non stop train

But Ms. C. your votes on Iraq and Iran are hard to explain.

Look I am Hillary ... hear me roar ... my poll #s are to big to ignore

Sorry but I like Edwards and loves me some Al Gore.

Get w/ the program and support me, Ms. Hillary now!

Do we have royalty? Here is queen Hillary .... take a bow.

Come on support me .... remember the "Big Dog" aka my husband Bill.

Yes and President Edwards can put him in the U.N. .... that would be a thrill.

Why oh why will you not give me your vote?

Gee, Hillary I guess i am just a stubborn old goat.