If Bush says (fill in the blank), we say (fill in the blank)

[rocktivity]

According to an article in the 2/20 Washington Post, "Kerry's past" is to "star in Bush's ads." The Bush election campaign planning to "accuse the Democratic front-runner of 'hypocrisy'...in part by reaching back into his early career."

In my http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=102&topic_id=374894">response, I equated such a strategy to Hugh Hefner calling someone a pimp, and suggested as an example that should Kerry respond to any aspersions upon his military record by howling "AAAAAAAWOLLL!"

Which gave me an idea--imagine Kerry or Edwards carrying a little card in his pocket:

THE ROCKNATION(TM) HANDY DANDY INSTANT BUSH REFUTER

If Bush says: Viet Nam war protestor
You say: "AAAAAAAWOLLLLLLLL!"

If Bush says: Tried to exploit intern
You say: Tried to exploit Jessica Lynch

If Bush says: Special interest groups
You say: Halliburton

If Bush says: Wants gay marriage
You say: Wants the draft

If Bush says: Hurt middle class by raising taxes
You say: Hurt middle class by raising unemployment

If Bush says: Mrs. Kerry's Walmart stock
You say: Mrs. Bush's driving record

Wanna play?


rocknation

[Qutzupalotl]

1. Good stuff, rocknation.

If Bush says: Massachusetts liberal
You say: Connecticut cowboy

If Bush says: effete latte-drinker
You say: scared of horses

If Bush says: Jane Fonda
You say: Ashcroft, Cheney, Perle, Wolfowitz, Rice, Rove, Armitage, Rumsfeld, Pryor, Pickering

If Bush says: Voted for IWR
You say: Fool me once, shame on...shame on...you?

If Bush says: flip-flopper
You say: divider

If Bush says: Doesn't support the troops
You say: I was one, you moron

[rocktivity]

2. Good stuff, NRK!

Evening kick


rocknation

[DrFunkenstein]

3. Ban Gay Marriage Vs. Ban Safe Sex Education?

Their extreme, we're mainstream, and don't let the door hit you on the way, suckers!