Dick Little's Canadian Beef--(satire from FRANK)

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from Frank mag:
http://www.frankmagazine.ca/passim/view.php?id=384


"LIEBERMAN TODAY, LIEBERMAN TOMORROW, LIEBERMAN FOREVER!
I just started following the primaries down there, and by God, I'd stick my head in the oven if I could still bend at the knee. They say life's too short to waste on stuff like this, but I say try walking a decade in my shoes.

Some are going on about how John Kerry is the most electable, but they must be Republicans egging on those dumb-as-apeshit Democrats. He has presidential hair, but he's voted for the Iraq war and the Patriot Act, so all Bush has to say is "thanks for your support, loser. By the way, nice hair." He's worse than Bob Dole before the Viagra, and as stiff as Bob Dole after. Next November, he'll be the Democrats Dukakis-of-death.

I don't know what happened to that Howard Dean guy. He gives one "Yeehaw!" and it's over. Even Sheila Copps gets treated better than that. Now I don't want Dean's finger on the button either - any button; I don't care - but you got to expect that kind of nonsense when you start electing pro wrestlers as governors. If he doesn't win this thing, I want to see his cage match with the Iron Sheik.

(this is a satirical magazine, in case you don't know and take it seriously)