What should the new Democratic President in 2004 do with Nader?

[rpf113]

If Nader doesn't ruin this election for us and we win, what should our man do (whether it's Kerry or Edwards).

Please feel free to make snide comments.

[rpf113]

1. I say Antarctica!

Let him preach to the peguins and leave us all alone.

[The Crow]

2. Give him one square kilometer of land...

on Mars!

[anti-NAFTA]

3. life imprisonment for treason

only because I don't believe in the death penalty.

[TheDonkey]

4. Send him to Venus

Mars doesn't need him.

[ogminlo]

5. Put him in charge of the SEC.

That is his ideal role anyway.

[rpf113]

13. And give him some actual POWER?

That seems like a horribly misguided idea. He would do whatever he wanted and fly in the face of his boss (the president) at anytime, considering that he would believe his boss is a closet Republican.

Nader: You make me SICK.

[ogminlo]

18. So you would rather have the SEC powerless?

Maybe you should lobby for Kerry to keep Harvey Pitt in charge, that way we can preserve the staus quo of fascism lite in this country...

[MikeG]

6. Send him to Uranus

[adadem]

7. Sounds great to me! n/t

[rpf113]

8. HOw about Pluto?

That seems like a good place for him. It's cold and frigid, just like him.

[Fovea]

9. Put him in charge of a federal

Corvair and SUV buy back program, to remove Weapons of Driver Destruction from the road.

[Zynx]

10. Choice 5. He is an egomaniacal piece of shit.

[MoonRiver]

11. I voted for therapy!!

The man is a danger to himself and others! No, really.

[IconoclastIlene]

12. Send him back to the Sixties in a Corvair

This nasty megalomaniac is a a grim reaper of all the failed policies he touched on in the 60's.

It is time to go forward, not backward, Ralph. Get your auto in gear and not reverse and stop showing up like a continual case of fungus.

[rpf113]

16. "continual case of fungus"

MWAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA!

[JasonDeter]

14. First place I'd send him is to the doctor

so he could get his head out of his ass.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

15. Send him to counselling for Narcissistic Personality Disorder

That got my vote! ahahaha!

[NewYorkerfromMass]

17. Send him to Iraq

he helped Bush get us there.

[rpf113]

19. He and Richard Perle...

could go to the frontlines.

[thebigthink]

20. Other: The same thing everyone else should do.

Just ingnore him and he will go away.

[Alex146]

21. Enemy Combatant

Throw his ass in Gitmo!

jk

[fujiyama]

22. Audit him!

HOoooohaaaahaaa (evil laugh -- political revenge) :evilgrin:

[Walt Starr]

23. Nothing

There's nothing any elected official can do if somebody is exercising their constitutionally protected rights.