Let's make a Guide to GD-P for Newbies

[jpgray]

1. Anything that benefits a candidate you support is honestly and fairly earned.

2. Anything that benefits a candidate you oppose is dishonestly and unfairly earned.

3. Anything that harms a candidate you support is the undeserved result of evil conspiracies.

4. Anything that harms a candidate you oppose is a deserved triumph of fair play, truth and goodness.

5. When a candidate you support says something controversial, the intent and context are always positive, and any who disagree are simply too stupid to understand this.

6. When a candidate you oppose says something controversial, the intent and context are always negative, and any who disagree are simply too stupid to understand this.

Add your own!

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

1. The MSM is always right when supporting your candididate and

controlled by Satan when opposing.

And, nothing but capitalist assholes out to make a buck when ignoring my (Kooch) candidate.

[jpgray]

3. Your last statement is true, since they -are- mostly capitalist assholes out to make a buck

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

5. Which is why I gave up on them generally, and specifically on what they call "news".

Or, should I say, what they laughingly call "news".

http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/

[Fresh_Start]

2. 7 everyone on DU has the purest of intentions

8 If it hurts your sensibilities, it was an accident

[Berry Cool]

4. Whenever anyone in the MSM so much as mentions a candidate other than the one you support,

in a positive or neutral light, it means they are shills for that candidate. But then again, what can you expect from those whores, who are only doing the bidding of their corporate masters?

[CatWoman]

6. If CatWoman tries to flirt with you

tell her to shut the fuck up and go watch a movie

:hi:

[sniffa]

7. Hillary is the Goddess. Of. Peace.

Oh wait, I think I'm fucking this up.

[zabet]

8. Put this pic on the door

so they will know what to expect.