What did Barack whisper in Hillary's ear last night?

[RiverStone]

[MonkeyFunk]

1. How would anyone here know?

:shrug:

[RiverStone]

16. Just being silly!

Lighten up :silly:

[LaurenG]

Meet you back stage for a cup of TEA... nt

[maddiejoan]

2. We are

so pwning the pukes.

[iconoclastic cat]

3. "I think they're buying it!" nt

[SammyWinstonJack]

4. LOL!

:spray:

[iconoclastic cat]

21. Or, "I can't believe we're getting away with this!" nt

[SammyWinstonJack]

25. Even better.

:evilgrin:

[MrCoffee]

22. lmao

:applause:

[featherman]

5. "Ain't this fun... I'm having a blast" "Me too" sez Clinton LOL

[JoePhilly]

6. "You have to believe that rednecks are going crazy seeing a black man and a white woman up here!!"

[BuyingThyme]

7. The country is under attack.

[Renew Deal]

19. lol

:spank:

[goodgd_yall]

8. And what did she whisper in his

before Obama whispered to her?

[RiverStone]

13. OK, now you're starting a new rumor!

:hi:

[Occam Bandage]

9. Only her hairdresser knows for sure.

[NJSecularist]

10. "This debate was so much better without John Edwards, don't you agree"

[lumberjack_jeff]

17. All those lumpenproletariat were making me feel icky. n/t

[SammyWinstonJack]

11. "All your supporters belong too me."

[iconoclastic cat]

24. "Hiwwawy, wise fwom yo' gwave!" nt

[Sarah Ibarruri]

12. I love your hair? nt

[Writer]

14. You know what? I actually think he was apologizing to her about the snub thing.

I'm not kidding.

I think he was saying something like, "I never meant you any disrespect,"

and she answered, "I never, never thought you meant any disrespect."

Then he said, "But DAMN, woman, do those turquoise earrings and necklace look good!"

Then she said, "You're ticking my clock, daddy."

Then he said, "You want to wind my clock, momma?"

Then she said, "I'll bet you need a little UNwinding. You look a little wound up!"

Then he said, "Dressing Room B. 15 minutes."

Then she said, "Warm the lotion."


((cue kinky music))

[MADem]

31. Now that's the BEST scenario I have seen thus far!!!

It's gotta be kinky gee-tar music, too!!

[RiverStone]

37. Damn, then what happened!?

Continue the story please :)

[Writer]

38. Okay.

((cue candles and light R&B music))

Then he said: Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you. So just sit down and listen.

Then she said: Okay.

Then he said: Girl you know we've been together such a long long time. And now I'm ready to lay it on the line.

Then she said: Oh???

Then he said: Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind. A gift real special, so take off the top.

Then she said: Oh? What is it?

Then he said: Take a look inside -- it's my CENSORED in a box!

:evilgrin:

[RiverStone]

42. perfect....

One of the few SNL shorts that's worth a damn - since the ol days with John, Chevy, Gilda et.al.

But "D in a box" - that was laugh out loud funny!!!

Thanks for the parody :hi:

[Maven]

39. ROFLMAO.

[DUgosh]

41. You should write professionally

ROFL But then you would be on strike, hmmmm maybe you are on strike.

[Renew Deal]

15. Hey baby, want some change?

:shrug:

[iconoclastic cat]

29. "Darling, I -- I can't enough of your love, babe..." nt

[calico1]

18. "I like you. I really, really like you!" n/t

[Crazy Dave]

20. Can you really.....?

[Writer]

28. LOL

You've GOT to imbed that pic, man!

:rofl:

[Crazy Dave]

40. Don't know what I did different than usual

But it didn't show up that time :shrug:

[RiverStone]

23. Gawd, Wolf is such a dumb-fuck!

[bdamomma]

26. maybe we will get an Oscar!!

[cd3dem]

27. what's that perfume you are wearing?

[uberblonde]

30. "Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket..."

Or are you just glad to see me?

[iconoclastic cat]

32. Wait...who's saying that line? nt

[Ellen Forradalom]

33. "Here I am baby..Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours!"

:-)

[MrCoffee]

34. "I must break you" in his best Ivan Drago voice

[krispos42]

35. "Hey, baby, wanna do unto Bill as Bill did unto you?"

:hide:

[Captain Hilts]

36. It's a secret, silly! nt

[robbedvoter]

43. Whichever of us loses on Tuesdays gets to be the VP of the other

[L. Coyote]

44. "I'll be throwing Bush in jail." "Sorry, that will be my job, unless I say, Mr. VP..."

"I'll be the one saying, 'Oh, Ms. VP, go arrest Cheney, I got George myself ....' "

"Wanna put some money on it?"