Old McCain does no harm to: E-i-E-i-O!

[CorpGovActivist]

From the NIH's NIEHS Kids' pages. The NIH is one of my favorite clients.

For this parody:

E = Edwards
i = Independents
O = Obama

Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

(Old McCain does no harm to E-i-E-i-O.)

And on his farm he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O

(And he and Huck fed their sows, E-i-E-i-O)

With a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there

(Mac told a lulu here and a lulu there)

Here a "moo" there a "moo"

(Here a lu, there a lu)

Everywhere a "moo-moo"

(Everywhere a lulu.)

Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

(Old McCain does no harm to E-i-E-i-O)

Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

(Old McCain does no harm to E-i-E-i-O)

And on his farm he had a pig, E-I-E-I-O

(And on his planks he fed his pigs, E-I-E-I-O)

With a (snort) here and a (snort) there

(With an "oink, oink" here and an "oink, oink" there)

Here a (snort) there a (snort)

(Here an oink, there an oink)

Everywhere a (snort-snort)

(Everywhere an oink-oink)

With a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there

(With a lulu here and a lulu there)

Here a "moo" there a "moo"

(Here a lu, there a lu)

Everywhere a "moo-moo"

(Everywhere a lulu.)

Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

(Old McCain does no harm to E-i-E-i-O)

Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

(Old McCain does no harm to E-i-E-i-O)

And on his farm he had a horse, E-I-E-I-O

(And does he lie? Oh, of course! E-i-E-i-O)

With a "neigh, neigh" here and a "neigh, neigh" there

(With a "nah, nah" here, and a "nah nah" there)

Here a "neigh" there a "neigh"

(Here a nah, there a nah)

Everywhere a "neigh-neigh"

(Everywhere a "nah-nah")

With a (snort) here and a (snort) there

(With an oink-oink here, and an oink-oink there)

Here a (snort) there a (snort)

(Here an oink, there an oink)

Everywhere a (snort-snort)

(Everywhere an oink-oink)

With a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there

(With a lulu here and a lulu there)

Here a "moo" there a "moo"

(Here a lu, there a lu)

Everywhere a "moo-moo"

(Everywhere a lulu)

Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

(BIG FINISH)

OLD MCCAIN DOES NO HARM TO: E-i-E-i-O!!!!!!

(Jazz hands)

- Dave

[CorpGovActivist]

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