**** The official snark,trash,and spin thread*******

[Guava Jelly]

This thread is designed so people only have to hide one thread
So .......
Please divert the Vitriol and Spin into this thread
I'll start
Hillary Clinton eats Babies and will continue to eat babies until she is stopped!
Barack Obama doesn't lather rinse repeat..And he has been known to leave the toilet seat up!
:popcorn:

[Buzz Clik]

1. What a stupid fucking idea. We can tell who YOU support. I'm cancelling my subscription.

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

4. I'm supporting Walken

He doesn't pee on the lid like Obama!

[Buzz Clik]

12. Walken? Ha! I laugh on your mustache.

The LAST thing this country needs is more cowbell.

[Guava Jelly]

18. Obama wouldn't have a clue on how to play the cowbell

He is to busy feeding kittens to Piranhas

[hisownpetard]

23. You kidding? He was captain of the Cowbell Choir!!!!

[Guava Jelly]

28. For the deaf

He is quite the Mutesician :eyes:

[hisownpetard]

34. OK, now you've torn it.

[Guava Jelly]

38. yeah

freeper! :sarcasm:

[Kittycat]

2. I heard HRC eats Pupplies too

[Guava Jelly]

5. only cute ones

I'm sure she would be salivating over that one yummm

[hisownpetard]

37. Not only does HRC eat puppies, but when she's in a black neighborhood she puts tabasco sauce

on them and when she's in a Mexican neighborhood she douses them with ground jalapenos.

[Angela Shelley]

3. GoPsUx eats babies, doesn´t rinse, and loves salty popcorn.

[Guava Jelly]

6. I always rinse and salt my babies before i eat them!

:eyes:

[NoPasaran]

7. Lee Mercer Jr. used the Eye Spy Hotwire to force John Edwards out of the race

(all three)

[Guava Jelly]

9. Thank you!

I thought I was the only one who knew the truth!

[hisownpetard]

21. You obviously don't know what you're talking about. If not for Lee Mercer's hot-wired

computer chips installed in his left buttocks, John Edwards would never even have THOUGHT
of entering the race, much less dropping out!

Read much?

[Webster Green]

8. The DU spell-checker doesn’t recognize Billary-bot or Obamaton?

WTF?! Shouldn’t they have tweaked that shit for the primaries? :*

[Guava Jelly]

10. doesn't recognize Obillary or Clintbama either

:mad:

[hisownpetard]

11. Clinton hates tomatoes!

Obama never finishes his meal!

[Guava Jelly]

14. Thats it!!!

I'm voting Romney! :sarcasm:

[hisownpetard]

47. Yeah, Romney just hates dogs and all forms of adorable life.

[Buzz Clik]

16. Hillary hates a COMMIE RED fruit? Highly unlikely.

[Guava Jelly]

35. I just hope she likes Brocolli

"I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli."
George H. W. Bush

[hisownpetard]

39. Get real! Picking a candidate according to what vegetable they prefer is just as dumb as

choosing someone based on whether they voted for the war, or not!

Grow UP.

[Guava Jelly]

73. I'd grow up but i look at your screen name and throw up

dummyhead!

[redwitch]

65. He's so adorable!

And his kids are great too!

[Guava Jelly]

75. I'm sayen

And he knows how much a gallon of milk cost

[hisownpetard]

13. LINK??!

[Guava Jelly]

15. k

http://www.walken2008.com/

[Buzz Clik]

19. Yet another link

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4367996

[rug]

17. Hold on there, some babies deserve to be eaten.

[Guava Jelly]

22. some do

[hisownpetard]

25. Well said, indeed.

[stimbox]

20. This is all you need to know.

[Guava Jelly]

24. He worked for Baskin-Robbins!!

Oh fuck that! :mad:

[hisownpetard]

29. You got a problem with that? At least he didn't work for Haagen Daaz - which is a totally

BOGUS AND MADE-UP NAME.

[Guava Jelly]

42. Yeah I do!!

31 or so unamerican flavors!
You can't trust anyone that worked with that many flavors!

[hisownpetard]

45. Yeah, trying to be everything to everyone. How obvious is that?!

[Guava Jelly]

56. very!

Obama BinBaskin :mad:

[hisownpetard]

69. !!!

:spank:

[stimbox]

Now he works for the DLC, talk about a demotion.

:)

[Guava Jelly]

61. DLC stands for Demonic Lovers of Clinton!

Yep

[HCE SuiGeneris]

26. If You Knew It Was A Hitler Baby, Would You Eat It?

:hide:

[Guava Jelly]

30. Maybe if Mrs Clinton was Alive back then

Her craven hunger for babies could have stopped the Holocaust!

[HCE SuiGeneris]

40. Another fault to chalk up...

that, and hoarding all the designer pantsuits from Laura *

[hisownpetard]

55. Yeah, and just TRY finding a pink blouse with a big collar. They're all gone.

[Guava Jelly]

77. President Pantsuit

we are doomed :yoiks:

[rzemanfl]

46. Hitler had only one testicle and never got anyone pregnant, so

baby eaters went hungry.

[WillyT]

27. That's Why I'm Voting For Obama...

I leave the toilet seat up too!

I mean... who sits down on a toilet in the dark anyway??? Don't you know there could be creatures lurking there?

Didn't you see the movie, 'Snakes In A Crapper'???



:scared::evilgrin::scared:

[hisownpetard]

31. Nice try at hi-jacking this thread, Hijacking Person!

[Guava Jelly]

32. So he pees on snakes too

What a sham!! Not very Presidential!

[Ava]

33. you sir, are my new hero

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

36. Oh the DU terrorist checks in

:mad: :rofl: :hi:

[Ava]

44. no no no.. i'm "little one" now!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4368250#4368393

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

49. Shouldn't people your age be more interested in fashion and boys

Than caring about your nation :sarcasm:
That was a shitty thing for them to say...
I for one am proud you are here.
Even if Obama is a doodie head :sarcasm:

[Ava]

53. i am interested in boys

boys that are political :P :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

54. .AH HA!!

:rofl: :sarcasm:
I see a scandal!

[Ava]

58. *sigh* too old for me

these day i'm more interested in -


:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

62. Sure you are

:silly: I keed,I keed
:D

[Ava]

64. i do have a thing for older guys

:P ;)

[Guava Jelly]

66. That is why he dropped out

I HATE YOU!!!!:cry:

[Ava]

67. LOL!

:spray:

:rofl:

don't get me in trouble! :hide:

[Guava Jelly]

70. You're going down Missy!

I have just alerted Skinner and the Tombstone should be arriving any second! :mad:

[Ava]

74. ....

:cry:


:hide:

[Buzz Clik]

57. Oh, sure. "America's youth" weighs in.

Shouldn't you be watching Sponge Bob?

[Ava]

60. that's mr. squarepants to you!

:P :rofl:

[rzemanfl]

41. Hillary paid Monica to blow Bill so she wouldn't have to. n/t

[Guava Jelly]

43. umm

that I doubt.

[rzemanfl]

50. I thought this was for preposterous stories, we all know the

Repukes were paying Monica, but not enough so she could afford dry cleaning.

[Guava Jelly]

51. Ok ..my bad

:D Maybe Obama paid her

[rzemanfl]

68. He wasn't experienced enough to do that. n/t

[Guava Jelly]

71. Maybe he wore a wig

and did it himself.
He is a hands on kind of guy

[rzemanfl]

72. The cigar thing would have been hard to pull off. This is getting

gross.

[Guava Jelly]

76. And a little to right wing

Hey look a puppy

[rzemanfl]

78. Cute. That picture would make a Republican hungry, I hear

they're tender until they are weaned.(Hoping to offset that rightward drift.)

[Guava Jelly]

79. Republicans would just put him in an unarmoured Hummer

And send him off to police a foreign nation.:mad:

[rzemanfl]

80. That's a police dog? n/t

[VolcanoJen]

48. I'm going to make a pyre out of my old New York Times editions

And I'm gonna throw my 50 Cent CD's on it and also probably a photo of Ohio Governor Ted Strickland and definitely, definitely the Des Moines Register for endorsing Hillary.

[Guava Jelly]

52. I'd bring hotdogs too

Why waste a good fire :silly:

[Buzz Clik]

59. Hotdogs? Don't tell PETA. Oh wait ... there's no meat in hotdogs. Nevermind.

[Guava Jelly]

63. I was gonna say

Spin your lies somewhere else!@ :mad: :sarcasm: