BREAKING: THE OBAMABURGER !!

[Prefer]

A patty of Kenyan BEEF under a slab of melted CHANGE, topped with the secret sauce of BELIEF, sandwiched between two slices of HOPE.


<==HOPE==> :wow:
---BELIEF--
---CHANGE--
---OBAMA---
<==HOPE==>

Eat up America!

It's good for you!

[Bluebear]

1. Oh my goodness.

[BluegrassDem]

12. The Hillary Burger would be served cold

It'll do the job and fill your stomach, but it doesn't taste well going down.

;-)

[Bluebear]

15. Ha ha ha.

:eyes:

[stevietheman]

16. The patty would be ground from cold shoulder. :) n/t

n/t

[donheld]

26. If you get a hot one it's probably

Bill's meat. :hide: :evilgrin:

[HughMoran]

17. Uggh

:eyes:

[GoldieAZ49]

19. wheres the beef?

[GoldieAZ49]

23. and worse coming back up

:puke:

[HughMoran]

24. Are men also referred to as "cold"

?

[Bluebear]

25. Yesterday he was calling her a lesbian

So to his mind, this is probably an improvement.

[FlyingSquirrel]

30. Is lesbian a bad thing?

'cause I have had lesbian co-workers for the last 12 years or so and they seem like real people to me. Pretty much normal and definitely more entertaining than your average Joe. Or Jane.

:shrug:

One thing I've noticed about them - a lot of them really like to tell it like it is. Perhaps that's threatening to some people. I personally like it.

(P.S. Could that be a clue that HRC isn't lesbian?)

[Bluebear]

32. I don't believe you read the post clearly...

I said "So to his mind this is probably an improvement."

[demo dutch]

45. I'm a vegetarian

[Bucky]

51. So is it bad to be a lesbian hamburger?

[LiberalHeart]

41. Obama says hers would be made with rump roast.

[Lilith Velkor]

49. Revenge is best when served cold.

:)

[Bluebear]

50. Indeed!

[jillan]

2. I don't eat beef.

Thank goodness.

[1corona4u]

37. That's what I was thinking...

I just became a vegan...

[Proud2BAmurkin]

3. 0 calories because it's imaginary

[UALRBSofL]

4. LOL

:spank:

[LittleClarkie]

46. Can I get mine with extra unity?

I'll be blowing my diet but what the hell.

[mathewsleep]

is there a vegetarian option?

[AGirl]

5. I thought it's called the Kumbaya hamburger

[maddiejoan]

6. I prefer a big Hillary Salad

Big leafy policies, ripe cherry red chunks of experience, and topped off with grated substance.

[GoldieAZ49]

22. grating, you got that right

and nothing about Hillary brings "ripe cherry" to mind

[TheDonkey]

28. this thread is craaaaazy!

:rofl:

[greguganus]

39. You forgot the 150 lbs. of baloney on top of the salad. n/t

[Dogmudgeon]

7. When do I get my pony?

--p!

[kurth]

9. Anyday now

Keep HOPING.

[candice]

8. and it is McCain's dream "opposition"

...Obama's previous race was against a Republican whose wife (in the midst of a divorce) outed him for visiting sex clubs. That gave the Dem candidate an automatic win.

[Bluebear]

10. This would make a great campaign poster, why don't you make a big poster & send it in?

Seriesly! :silly:

[BringEmOn]

11. Once swallowed, becomes a republican-lite shit sandwich.

[Straight Shooter]

13. Yep. With a bitter aftertaste. n/t

[Tarc]

14. Let me guess; 0 calories?

:)

[FrenchieCat]

18. I'll try it !

Barack's "change" burger:



Hillary's "change" burger:

[Bluebear]

20. LOL the bandwidth you're stealing from calls that the "FAKE BIG BURGER"

Unintended irony is always best!

[FrenchieCat]

21. It's only fake to those who choose not to believe; the blue skeptics!

[Jamastiene]

27. Your mouth is certainly big enough to eat that big ass

burger...just saying. :eyes:

[FrenchieCat]

29. Yep. Me and Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansen

were built that way.

It's a gift of nature.

Thanks! :hi:

[andyrowe]

31. Can I get a side of Yes We Can with that?

Bam!

[Kablooie]

33. Yuk. I'm for Obama but he sounds awful as a hamburger.

[cali]

34. You'd rather eat Hilly's shit on a shingle double decker?

Take one slab of a race baiting former prez
add velveeta
one slice of a former first lady and corporate lawyer
add "competence"
top with a healthy dash of entitlement
add a large dollop of DLC

Enjoy, hillbots.

[Jamastiene]

36. Hey, shit on a shingle is good.

at least with the right ingredients...

[Bluebear]

43. :)

[Perry Logan]

35. No wonder Obamites love that little vomiting emoticon!

[Ravy]

38. Where's the BEEF?

I still don't see it.

[Prefer]

42. It's the Obama slab

the hand massaged Kenyan beefcake.

Even Clara Peller can find it.

[Bluebear]

48. 'the hand massaged Kenyan beefcake.' - good God.

[shayes51]

40. I prefer mine with hard work and responsibility.

[demo dutch]

44. I'm a vegetarian! BEEF is BAD for the ENVIRONMENT!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

47. I'll take a Hillary deluxe.

That'd be Walmart brand generic cheese product, meat that's been in the freezer since 1992, and a waffle, sandwiched between two pieces of white bread.