Christopher Walken appeared in movie with adult film star!

[Hugabear]

http://www.celebrities-weblog.com/50226711/christopher_walken_for_president.php
*WARNING - link contains nudity, open at your own discretion*

Obviously if Walken will appear in a movie with a porn star, then he's not fit to be President!

We need a man with REAL moral conviction and values, and that man is LEE MERCER. Mercer is the ONLY candidate with the Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence ( All Three ) Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International.

Come on, Walken supporters, let's have this out here and now. Why should we let Obama and Hillary have all the fun?

[MonkeyFunk]

1. Ya know what's funny?

When you take the meagerest of jokes, then just pound the shit out of it for weeks. It gets funnier and funnier!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. Huh.

A pron movie scandal would certainly add a twist to Lee Mercer's (All Three) campaign slogan.

[Submariner]

3. We need 'Russian Roulette' Walken in charge!

[IndieLeft]

4. Huh? Thought he was an actor

:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[Hugabear]

8. Exactly

Walken is an actor. Lee Mercer is the only one who has solved every crime in the world as it happens from zero to start to finish for every crime done in Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International. Can Walken say that? 'Fraid not.

[blogslut]

5. Ha! But is America ready to vote for a....

BALD man? Hmmm?

Walken has a glorious, full head of hair. Lee Mercer...zero hair.

You decide.

[AlCzervik]

6. Lee Mercer doesn't want Hair interfering with his work "In the concern" of many things (all three)

[blogslut]

9. So you say

But when our enemies from the planet Begriffenfeldt aim their light-reflecting blaster beams on our leader, whose head will absorb those beams? Walken or Mercer?

[AlCzervik]

10. Mercer already has an Eye Spy team dedicated to that and Walken's hair is just window dressing!

[blogslut]

12. Which Eye Spy Team?

Eddie Murphy/Owen Wilson or Bill Cosby/Robert Culp?

Because if it's the former, that team sucks.

[AlCzervik]

13. pfffft! Oh you'll soon be finding out!

[Hugabear]

14. All three

Lee Mercer knows how to keep his bases covered. He has to, because Jeb Bush is all in his house spreading disease.

[blogslut]

22. Yes, but can he keep his shiny skull covered?

Aliens are trying to kill our leaders with light-reflecting beams. Mercer is not safe!

[countingbluecars]

7. His coolness

trumps any flaws.

Proof:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMZwZiU0kKs&feature=related

[Jed Dilligan]

11. You need a work warning on that link

[Hugabear]

15. Lol, true

Sorry - I'll fix it.

[Jed Dilligan]

19. Okay w/ me, I work at home

But I spent the fall of 2000 surfing the I hate bush fan club in a corporate office, so I'm sensitive to the needs of the cube rat.

[Guava Jelly]

16. Leave Walken out of it MercerBot!!

:mad:

[Hugabear]

17. Spoken like a true Walken supporter

n/t

[Jed Dilligan]

20. Nothing but snark and ad hominem from those tools

ALL THREE!!! MER-MENTUM!!

:woohoo:

[Guava Jelly]

21. But Mercer eats Babies!

[Hugabear]

24. Okay, I love that graphic

That is just teh hawtness.

[AlCzervik]

18. **smooches***

:D

[Guava Jelly]

23. .

:blush: :hug: