Monsoon Monday's "Swing State SCAVENGER HUNT (TM)"

[CorpGovActivist]

DU Friends, if this is your first Monday night tuning in before a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_tuesday">Super Tuesday, trust me: it helps to have some stress breakers.

This year, so many states vote that it's been upgraded to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Tuesday_%282008%29">Tsunami Tuesday.

So, on this Monsoon Monday, take a short - revitalizing - break from sniping at the other candidate, and p(*)mping yours.

* Choose appropriate vowel.

Look beyond the primaries. Pretend your candidate has won the nomination.

Now, go on this "Swing State Scavenger Hunt (TM)," to find some votes.

1. Post one faith-based image that can be found in an independent, persuadable faithful voter's home. Bonus points for identifying an image that is prevalent in evangelical voters' homes.

2. Name one NASCAR driver who will compete in Daytona in two Sundays.

3. Name one swing state regional dish.

Enjoy, and feel free to post or PM ideas for future "Swing State Scavenger Hunts (TM)."**

- Dave

** The prize is the White House.

[radfringe]

1. appropriate for tomorrow

I go for a Colonoscopy...

in awhile, I'll be going faster than any damn NASCAR driver



thank whoever, I have a lap top and wireless connection. who knows, I may have the loudest and stinkiest... then I can be president ;)

[CorpGovActivist]

2. Too bad you're in PA...

... you coulda had some fun with the comment section for why you need an absentee ballot.

:rofl:

- Dave

P.S. The prep sucks. Make sure they give you plenty of drugs to make the payoff worthwhile. I'll say a little prayer for you.

[radfringe]

3. damn!!! sometimes I can be a bit slow...

I should have ordered a couple of these rolls...



:rofl:

[CorpGovActivist]

4. Funny, but...

... I don't know where those lips have been. No thanks!

- Dave

[radfringe]

5. duct tape treated with medicated chapstick

apply directly to his lips
apply directly to his lips
apply directly to his lips

[CorpGovActivist]

6. Check your PM. Momentarily, after I catch my breath.

:rofl:

- Dave