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Aussie leftie Donating Member (430 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 10:16 PM
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I heard that Huckabee, if elected, wants to make Chuck Norris his Defense Secretary
Is it true, is it a joke or did I just have a bad dream?
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newmajority Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 10:18 PM
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1. Actually, Chuck would head up the Huckster's Dept. of Education.
Here's Chuck's education platform: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7czRrFNRQO0
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 10:18 PM
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2. It's all three.
He's actually creating a new cabinet position of Secretary of Kicking Commie Ass for Jesus
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IDemo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 10:21 PM
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3. He will singlehandedly invade Iran between commercial breaks for Walker, Texas Lawman
and construct a chain of drive-thru Baptist Church/fitness centers.
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east texas lib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 10:24 PM
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4. Damn...
He could have had Steven Segal!:evilgrin:
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