If you vote for the wrong candidate, it will be the biggest mistake of your life:

[rucky]

America will crumble.
Your family and friends will reject you.
Your self-esteem will be reduced to nil.
Kittens will die and Jesus will cry.
People will call you names.

If you vote for the right candidate,

You will be wildly popular - and what's more important than that?
It will also make you smarter.
Fitter, happier, more productive...
Your preferred gender will find you more asthetically pleasing.
It will demonstrate to all your impeccable taste.

No pressure, though.

[IndieLeft]

1. Ummmm.... I thought the GE wasn't till November?

Seriously, you're giving us a bad name with this one.

Either of our candidates will make fine presidents; MUCH better than McCain or Mittens.

[rucky]

5. psssssst

(that's sorta my point)

[MrCoffee]

2. (All Three)

[IndieLeft]

3. I'm sorry, but Edwards isn't in it.

But I agree, he WOULD make a fine president too.

[Hugabear]

7. I think he's referring to Lee Mercer

Mercer is quite fond of using the (all three) in his writings. Don't ask me what it means, it will make your head explode trying to understand it.

[Bucky]

8. Or Christopher Walken

My head will never explode

[trof]

9. IS TOO! IS TOO!

Never back up!
Never back down!
Never give in!
Never give up!
Nothing is over until we decide it is!
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Hell no!
And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[trof]

4. Oh dear.

Do we have a 'hand-wringing' smilie?
;-)

[Bucky]

6. Please note the spelling of the name here.

Not even a real red head

[Shine]

10. LOL!!! Now THAT's funny.

:rofl: "No pressure, though."

Good to know. Gee, thanks. :D