Someone help me with the drinking game rules

[Bucky]

If Obama wins a state, drink a big toast.

If Clinton wins a state, drink a big toast.

If Huckabee wins a state, do nothing. He's already toast.

Every time Wolf Blitzer says "this one is too close to call" take a shot of whisky

Each time Tweety spits on a guest, take a shot of mint schnapps to get the thought out of your mouth

Whenever Tweety says anything complimentary about the way any candidate smells, pour a beer over your head

Every time Fox calls a state, jab a needle in your arm for watching that crap

Whenever McCain wins a state, take a "straight shooter" of tequila

Whenever Romney wins a state, have a "stiff one"

If anyone mentions John Edwards, pop the champagne.

[Bucky]

1. What, nothing?

[AlCzervik]

2. drink 3 for every delegate won on both sides.

[Bucky]

4. !

Damn. I'm a lightweight.

[AlCzervik]

7. did i mention it would good to have someone around to call 911?

:P

[AZBlue]

3. Finally a worthwhile thread!

When anyone says the word "change" drink a cheap generic beer.
When anyone says the word "gender" or "race" drink a 6-pack of beer (can be cheap or expensive, but not imported).
When "stimulus package" is brought up, the person to your right must drink the drink of their choice.
When the Hispanic vote is discussed, drink tequila until the next topic comes up.
If Bill Clinton's name is mentioned, drink Southern Comfort.
If anyone brings up Iraq, Iran or al Qaeda, drink a bottle of Wild Turkey.
If anyone mentions 9/11, throw the TV out the window.

[SaveOurDemocracy]

5. Gee ... now you have me rooting for Romney

:evilgrin:

[bidenista]

6. ...

If Mike Gravel's name gets mentioned, stare into your glass.

For a very long time.

And then stare into your bottle.

For a very long time.