Quiet everyone! The worst public speaker is up: John McCain.

[Bonobo]

I hope he sucks as bad as I think he will.

[NastyRiffraff]

1. He sucks...he sucks

As bad as you probably thought.

[Ishoutandscream2]

2. And there's Holy Joe

Jesus, how I hate the man!

[Eurobabe]

21. God help THEM if Lieberdweeb is VP pick

Way to bring down a ticket! :evilgrin:

[meow mix]

3. wow he's really sucking tonight

he suuuuuuucks

[KitchenWitch]

4. GAAACK

[hulklogan]

5. My ears are bleeding he is so awful. n/t

[Exultant Democracy]

6. I drag this old woman everywhere. He will probably tie her to the roof rack of the straight talk

express.

[saltpoint]

7. My friends, my friends, Ronald Reagan, my friends, fat military budgets,

Ronald Reagan, Islamic terrorists, my friends, Ronald Reagan, more money for more bombs, Ronald Reagan, my friends, Patriotism and God and honor and short lines at the post office, Ronald Reagan, terrorism, my friends.

End of speech.

[Recursion]

8. Holy crap this guy can't speak

Wow

[AlCzervik]

9. my daughters refers to him as "The white haired oompa loompa?"

[ecstatic]

10. I wish someone would throw an egg at him so we could watch him explode nt

[JenniferJuniper]

11. If that's his Mom

she looks good. For someone who has a 115 year old son, that is.

[Bluebear]

12. PACKY PACK! PACKY PACK!

[TwilightGardener]

15. Hacky sack! Hacky Sack! I love those little beanbag things.

[Bluebear]

20. Snacky pack! Snacky pack!

For those long car rides!

[TwilightGardener]

22. Make mine Chocolate Fudge!

[Eurobabe]

13. Rudy had 9-11, McLame has "MY FRIENDS"

:puke: :puke:

And a trophy wife to boot.

[Roland99]

14. He's pushing his mom still being alive at age 96

[AlCzervik]

16. Golf clap for Romney.

[proud patriot]

17. looks they have a split screen of Obama now

[Maddy McCall]

18. I hate his voice.

[bullwinkle428]

19. Time for a "MY FRIENDS" drinking game!!

:beer:

[Indenturedebtor]

23. Um did you see Schmuckabee?

Lemme quote him for you:

"Rutebegas are like vegetables, but not broccoli.

Tunafish is smooth like a pebble that floats in Jeebus Luv.

Therefore Athletics is a worthy pursuit, and you cannot count out the fighting Jeebus Luv.

When I am enshrined as the grand pretzle, salt will rain from my twisty glutenous apendages upon the Jeebus Luving small business owners of Murika as it was written.

Here here Jeebus be praiseded."

The guy was totally unintelligable :crazy: