Sheesh! All this fighting and we all know the beer test will resolve it

[Jersey Devil]

So you put in a hard day's work and you're looking to relax and maybe toss off a few to unwind and listen to some of Your Father's Mustache Band's greatest hits at Vinny's Boom Boom Room and in walks Barack and Hillary (with distinctly separate entourages) and they sit at the bar, several stools apart.

Now, the place ain't crowded and you decide you want to belly up and get yourself another Dr McGillicuddy Fireball.

Now, who you gonna sit next to? The Silver Tongued Devil or the oratorically challenged Lady in Red?

Put another way, who is gonna romance you more because that's what people want, romance, the thrill of it all, the feeling of having your leg on fire like Chris Matthews (who seems to have developed yet another man crush).

I like Obama. I like Hillary. But shit, she has no style and if this was the 70s again can you imagine her doing a boogey with John Travolta? Meanwhile, Obama would fit right in - do the Hustle!

[kurth]

1. My vote today was for Fat Tire

A truly refreshing candidate.

[UndergroundEcoHound]

2. Mmmmmm...Fat Tire n/t

[mkultra]

3. after a enough chug

I would probably try bang her.